Monthly Archives: November 2006

Bush: A Man of His Word

I've said over and over that there's no one on the planet who hates Bush more than I, but I have to give the man credit where it's due. Early in the 2000 campaign he told us that he was … Continue reading

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One Cause of Serious Disorder Isolated

Researchers have found a major trigger for Tourette's Syndrome – George Whatsaborder© Bush. I know myself, from the instant I see his face or hear his voice, I can't stop screaming obscenities, and I only stop when I'm completely exhausted. … Continue reading

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Work Hard and Don’t Marry a Muslim

Long before the first Muslim violence came to our shores, being a renowned neighborhood philosopher, I was educating the woman whom I would eventually marry on the First Rule of Life: Don't marry a Muslim! And yes, I aways included … Continue reading

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Those CAIRing Muslims

Here's today's math problem: Six Imams board a plane in Minneapolis at 5pm. If two sit in the back, two sit in the middle, and two sit in front, how long will it take them to get to Phoenix? (answer … Continue reading

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Could you make that threat a promise, please?

How does that song go: "Lemon tree, very pretty, and the lemon flower is sweet… but the plight of the poor Muslim… it's impossible to weep?"   Ann Coulter points out that the Imi who were removed from a flight … Continue reading

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First he saw red… now he’s seeing Alred

So what does Michael Richards need to do to rehabilitate himself and his image? As it turns out, nothing.   It seems that the two sympathetic characters who had heckled Richards have now enlisted Gloria Alred's help in an effort … Continue reading

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My opening mistake

I felt a blog might be the best way to go now that neither the liberals nor conservatives I've encountered in Internet forums will talk to me. And as with everything else, George Bush is to blame.   I've always had … Continue reading

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