Monthly Archives: November 2007

Guess What I’ve Named My Toilet?

Guess What I Named My Toilet? They marched in "Martyrs Square" because a civilized British teacher gave up her decent life in order to try to bring savages into the modern world, and as advanced people in primitive lands are … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , , , | 16 Comments

“If”… Not The One BY Bread, The One ABOUT Bread

James Taranto: Here is a bit of "journalism" that is ludicrous even by Reuters' standards: If nothing is done to combat global warming, two of Florida's nuclear power plants, three of its prisons and 1,362 hotels, motels and inns will … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , | 1 Comment

Giving Thanks To The American Soldier

They did it. They not only held their ground as every attempt was being made to undermine them, but they pushed forward. And in the process, they degraded the enemy to the point that critics can no longer cite attacks … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , | 4 Comments

Dirty Never Sounded So Clean

A very sincere gentleman by the name of Kevin just called into Rush Limbaugh, and identified himself as a veteran who served in Lebanon. From the beginning and throughout the course of the conversation, Kevin expressed his contempt and disgust for the … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Hysteria Alert: Breaking News From 1959

Here's the headline: The End of Oil is Upon Us. We Must Move On – Quickly Is literally everything urgent nowadays? Didn't Brazil just find some enormous oil reserves? Don't we have huge unexplored areas that filthy liberals (pardon the … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , | Leave a comment

A Conversation With The Wife

Me (after flipping channels): "Oh my GOD!!! Look at that pig, twenty minutes ago she was screwing somebody in a cheap hotel room, and now, here she is humping for Cox*! They have the finest collection of whores of any … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , | 3 Comments

Warning: Warming Warning

This week, it's apparently the History Channel's turn to scare you to death – or into submission, as the case may be with a two whole hour "documentary" entitled, Global Warning. Clever, no? And the first question I had after … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , | Leave a comment