Monthly Archives: May 2007

FINALLY!

The drought has ended maybe? A prominent conservative attacks the source… "Americans – at least really stupid Americans like George Bush…" I'm not alone anymore, even if that line is a severe understatement. So go ahead, you now have permission from … Continue reading

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No Joy In Mudville, Mighty Lina Has Struck Out

Score it Muslims-1, Christians-0 in the best of one, winner-take-all series in Malaysia. At stake was the right to the coveted title, "Ex-Muslim." So it turns out that it's slightly more difficult to leave Islam than it is to leave the Mafia. … Continue reading

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Aput And Me And Sharia Makes Three

The other day, I did Mr. Aput a disservice – I posed a question he couldn't answer truthfully. For that, I apologize. It was a blunt question, and he seems to be the most reasonable Muslim I've ever encountered, so … Continue reading

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The Gloves Are Off

Up to now, I've restrained myself from saying what I really think about one El Presidente, Jorge Whatsaborder Arbusto. No more! I know what you're thinking, you're thinking, "But Ted, don't you hate Arbusto?" Well, you have no idea how much. … Continue reading

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In Memoriam – An Embittered Cindy Bites The Bullet

How fitting is it that on this Memorial Day we see America's most prominent wacko,  Cindy Sheehan, tail literally between her legs, log her final protest (Wishful thinking, I know)? If only she went quietly into that goodnight… I might … Continue reading

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Liberals – Running At Top Speed With Undersized Motors

I'll say it again. No liberal position can stand the test of reason. I'd love to be proven wrong, but I won't be. That's because even if there is some rationale behind something liberals believe, there are no liberals capable … Continue reading

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Warming’s Weird Wonders

You may have heard that Costa Rican frogs are disappearing and that global warming is the suspected culprit. This raises the question: Who cares? I mean, have there been any picketers at the US embassy with signs saying, "Frogs Si, … Continue reading

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