Monthly Archives: March 2007

Breaking News

SHE BROKE! You know, I write a lot of things, most of which I don't post either because I ultimately judge them to be too harsh, too preposterous, or too trivial even for me, so you can imagine what gets … Continue reading

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Rosie Scenario

You may or may not know that The View's talking pig has claimed that the British sailors taken hostage by Iran are part of an orchestrated conspiracy to justify the invasion of that country by our forces. (S)he(it) (you need … Continue reading

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The Wacko Left Was Right

I'd been waiting for a sign as to whether or not to post this, and finally it came late this evening. After devoting most of her column to how much worse Democrats are in similar circumstances to those in which … Continue reading

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Ex-Veep Big Creep Scams Sheep – Mostly Ewe

Al may have his talking points down pat when it comes to Gorebal Warming, but "just" 36% of people think he knows what he's talking about according to a new Rasmussen poll. We don't know how many in the 36% … Continue reading

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Could Jesus Find Fulfillment In Dying Today?

OK, so everyone knows there's not a sliver of proof that God exists, but I still respect religious people whose beliefs are sincerely held. I mean, they're under no obligation to subject those beliefs to any logical test, and whatever helps get through life … Continue reading

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Odzenenz

"The truly great, giddiness-inducing thing about the Justice Department scandal is how it owes its existence to the gratuitous nastiness of these hate-driven punks in the White House." – Paul Slansky Even if true, at least they're civil* hate-driven punks as … Continue reading

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Boomer Bust Idolized!!!

Ironically, she wasn't so hot singing to Sidney Poitier, but after seeing her butcher her anthem on American Idol last night, I'm nevertheless incredibly honored to nominate Lulu as the best looking fifty-nine-year-old woman in the history of the planet! I mean, when … Continue reading

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