A Conversation With The Wife About A Case Of Mistaken Identity

Me: Did you see that headline on Drudge about Ellen hurting Idol ratings because she's gay?

She: She did?

Me: Somebody's claiming that, let me see who…


Me: OH… it was some Christian group. See, that's the sort of thing that gives Christianity a bad name and liberals ammunition.


Me: Ellen is as harmless as they come…

She: She's the most likeable gay there is.


She: Compare her to Rosie O'Donnell or Paris Hilton…

Me: Paris Hilton is gay?

She: The one who insulted the beauty contestant.

Me: That's PEREZ Hilton.

She: I don't think that's his real name…

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About tedwest

A longtime veteran of comedy and political forums, I decided that I needed a more restful venue because... well... I finally hate everybody. Except my wife that is... and my ex-wife.. and... no, that's about it. I lead about as simple a life as one can, preferring activities that include anything that doesn't involve going out and seeing YOU! And I particularly enjoy what I call "Get the Bitch" movies on Lifetime. You know the ones where the intended victim finally does something so incredibly stupid that she forfeits her right to live, and from that moment on you're rooting for the stalker. Of course, it rarely works out the way you want, but when it does, the feeling you get is... well, there's nothing else like it, other than, maybe, eating chocolate chip cookies. Oh, and I'm proudly anti-wildlife, both foreign and domestic, and anti-environment - especially foreign environments. I think Howard Stern put it best when he said, "If fifty percent of the population died tomorrow, I can live with that." And I feel the same about the other fifty percent, so together, we've pretty much got it all covered.
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