Me: Did you see that headline on Drudge about Ellen hurting Idol ratings because she's gay?
She: She did?
Me: Somebody's claiming that, let me see who…
Me: OH… it was some Christian group. See, that's the sort of thing that gives Christianity a bad name and liberals ammunition.
Me: Ellen is as harmless as they come…
She: She's the most likeable gay there is.
She: Compare her to Rosie O'Donnell or Paris Hilton…
Me: Paris Hilton is gay?
She: The one who insulted the beauty contestant.
Me: That's PEREZ Hilton.
She: I don't think that's his real name…