If You Like Cavuto

Let's say you think Neil Cavuto is at least minimally competent. That would mean you missed the interview he just did with Imogen Lloyd-Webber, the beautifully stupid daughter of Christopher Lloyd-Webber, star of Taxi and Back To The Future movies and composer of such Broadway hits as A Night At The Opera.

But it's not Imogen's stupidity that's in question. That's a given. What I'm talking about is Cavuto's own expert blend of stupidity, incompetence, and naivete all wrapped in such gross weakness as to make Bart Stupak envious.

The interview was to be a comparison of the current British health care system with ours and what it's about to become. Not only did Cavuto fail to challenge Webber on anything of consequence, he seemed almost accepting of everything she was saying in praise of the NHS and rationing.

So I know I've been rather quiet about the contempt I have for Cavuto, but that's now going to change. At his best, he's sickening and dimwitted. Now he's actually become a facilitator of sorts.

If you doubt that, have you seen how John McCain is either turning up everywhere or being quoted in many news stories? There's only one reason – the media, including Fox, is doing all it can to get McCain re-elected. You may not even have noticed, but now, I assume, you'll pay more attention. It's despicable, and when Fox does it, it's beyond outrageous.

In that context, take the way Cavuto started his show today… the interview was about the Arizona Immigration law and Cavuto had some typical fool spouting the usual inanities which he, Cavuto, challenged halfheartedly as I'm screaming, "Get that PIG off my screen, SCUMVUTO!"

But that's not the story. The story is about how Cavuto opened the interview – by saying that a group was appealing to… that's right, John McCain… to moderate his tough (ha-ha) stance on immigration. And after implying that McCain is a rock on the issue of stopping illegals, the host/Jackass didn't mention the Arizona Dirtbag again.

I had a gym teacher in grade school whom we all hated. His last name was Carillo, and my friend made up a song about him which I shall now borrow. I'm sure Buzz would be very pleased…

We hate Cavuto, rah, rah rah, rah, rah
We hate Cavuto, rah, rah rah, rah, RAH
We hate Cavuto, RAH, RAH, RAH, RAH, RAH
We hate him high, we hate him low
We hate Cavuto!

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About tedwest

A longtime veteran of comedy and political forums, I decided that I needed a more restful venue because... well... I finally hate everybody. Except my wife that is... and my ex-wife.. and... no, that's about it. I lead about as simple a life as one can, preferring activities that include anything that doesn't involve going out and seeing YOU! And I particularly enjoy what I call "Get the Bitch" movies on Lifetime. You know the ones where the intended victim finally does something so incredibly stupid that she forfeits her right to live, and from that moment on you're rooting for the stalker. Of course, it rarely works out the way you want, but when it does, the feeling you get is... well, there's nothing else like it, other than, maybe, eating chocolate chip cookies. Oh, and I'm proudly anti-wildlife, both foreign and domestic, and anti-environment - especially foreign environments. I think Howard Stern put it best when he said, "If fifty percent of the population died tomorrow, I can live with that." And I feel the same about the other fifty percent, so together, we've pretty much got it all covered.
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3 Responses to If You Like Cavuto

  1. Lexann says:

    Ok – it took me reading that first paragraph twice to decide that you are trying to be funny. But just in case…you DO know that Imogene Lloyd-Webber is the daughter of composer Andrew Lloyd-Webber, not the actor/producer Christopher Lloyd (no Webber)?

  2. Lexann says:

    Oh, yes, and speaking of John (Amnesty) McCain's new "tough" stance on illegal immigration and border security, here's an article by Michelle Malkin (never get tired of her…) regarding Mr. McCain that I thought you'd enjoy.

  3. TedWest says:

    Wow, you've been busy! I'll have to get to yours and others' replies later, but I wanted to address your comments here while I have a moment of consciousness.I did appreciate Michelle's commentary. She's not as sharp a wit as Ann, but otherwise, she's every bit her equal. And do you know she was treated despicably by O'Reilly?Anyway, one of the worst things I've ever done online was to defend McCain circa 2006-07. I was aware he was a bit of a weasel, but I didn't know he was their King!. Now he's shameless about it, and the worst part is that I think he;ll get away with it.Re: Webber, boy is my face red! šŸ˜‰

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