Because you don't have to hear John McCain's hideous campaign ads. I scream every bit as loud when they come on as I do when I see Bobo's iconically filthy face.
That's because McCain's a stinking dog – a bald-face stinking dog liar and hypocrite. I can't imagine having him around another six years which is why he's one of two people I pray for every night – to drop dead.
OK, I'm misleading you, I pray that for about fifty percent of the population (margin of error ± 2%).
And Missy if you're out there, I can never apologize enough for chastising you so harshly when you called McCain a traitor. Although you loved Bush, so you had it coming!