Every once in a while my wife's minor limitation with English being her second language… rears its delightful head…
Diamondbacks' announcer (referring to Justin Upton's new contract: He's one of our bright young stars and he's going to be here for a long time.
She (who is well aware of Justin): Bright?
Me: ROFL… He means "very promising" or "rapidly emerging," not "intelligent."
She: Oh… then it makes sense.