Fox To Interview Pig

Brett Baier of Special Report on Fox News will interview Scumbama on tomorrow's program. I, of course, won't be able to watch, but I thought you should have the information in case you'd like to. And if you do watch, don't tell me, because, and I mean this in the nicest sense, if you do tell me, it will be the last thing you ever tell me!

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A longtime veteran of comedy and political forums, I decided that I needed a more restful venue because... well... I finally hate everybody. Except my wife that is... and my ex-wife.. and... no, that's about it. I lead about as simple a life as one can, preferring activities that include anything that doesn't involve going out and seeing YOU! And I particularly enjoy what I call "Get the Bitch" movies on Lifetime. You know the ones where the intended victim finally does something so incredibly stupid that she forfeits her right to live, and from that moment on you're rooting for the stalker. Of course, it rarely works out the way you want, but when it does, the feeling you get is... well, there's nothing else like it, other than, maybe, eating chocolate chip cookies. Oh, and I'm proudly anti-wildlife, both foreign and domestic, and anti-environment - especially foreign environments. I think Howard Stern put it best when he said, "If fifty percent of the population died tomorrow, I can live with that." And I feel the same about the other fifty percent, so together, we've pretty much got it all covered.
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11 Responses to Fox To Interview Pig

  1. TedWest says:

    I thought someone would find the title amusing, but it just dawned on me that people might think I was insulting Scumbama by implying he was a pig?
    Nothing could be further from the truth, I wasn't saying that he's a pig himself, no, I was merely using the term because Scumbama is the chief law enforcement officer of the United States. So see, you can all relax.

  2. Waterbaby says:

    lol, Scumbama. You won't hear any account from me. I mean this sincerely: I cannot stand listening to that man for one second. Therefore, there's plenty of radio muting and channel changing that occurs in my life. You know what a media whore he is.

  3. TedWest says:

    Your comment is the gist of a conversation I had with a friend just today, except that when his hideous face appears, I start screaming. I even have a little "refrain" I scream: "Scumbama, Rotbama Shitbama, Dickbama Filthbama, Crapbama!
    C'mon, y'all sing along……

  4. Lexann says:

    Well, that is insulting! To pigs!

  5. TedWest says:

    And just when I thought I might have gone too far!

  6. Waterbaby says:

    lol {claps and sways and sings along to the music}. Oh, I respond identically to his face but my refrain runs more along the more primitive lines of "fucking can't stand him." I'd rather watch 20 hours of paint drying on "This Old House" than 5 seconds of Herr Obama.

  7. TedWest says:

    Really, you're too generous.

  8. TedWest says:

    FIVE SECONDS? Isn't that 4.999999999 too many?

  9. Waterbaby says:

    Well, five seconds is the time required to reach for the remote or dial and switch to another channel.

  10. TedWest says:

    Now you got me! I can well identify with scrambling for the right remote among the five I have in front of me as my blood pressure rises exponentially, a condition which I attempt to relieve by screaming… as my wife sits passively by.

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