Notice Of Policy Change

I've received an inspiration from the "Religion of Peace!"

Actually, it was from one idiot Muslim – who's in Canada so, you know, idiot², but it wasn't the stupid things he said that provided the inspiration, it was simple economics based on the stupid things he said.

What I mean is that I recently opened the forum to (almost) anyone, and I did it because I had this increasingly strong desire to manipulate and insult liberals more directly, and when I did so, I was warned by a well-meaning friend that it would cause all the nonsense to come rushing back.

So that posed a problem: how could I insult liberals but still make it worth my time to do so? Most of them are drive-bys, and those who stay around can't argue their way out of a paper bag if you'll pardon the mixed metaphor. Of course, if the bag had a debating gatekeeper, the metaphor would stand on its own, but I didn't want to be that gatekeeper.

Which brings me back to my Mussie Canuck.

He was too nice to insult right out of the box… er… bag, yet his argument was so stupid as to be an insultingly rude imposition. Then it dawned on me. There's a way to have my cake and eat it too, and here's how…

Henceforth, all liberals will continue to be insulted mercilessly and relentlessly, assuming of course that they are incapable of rational argument (which has been the case a hundred percent of the time in my fifteen years experience on the Net).

But what if they(you) want to remain,, not be insulted, and still have me address their lunatic "inspirations?" Well, last year at this time, I was forced to open a PayPal account. which means you, Mr. Liberal, can now pay, pal!

And it's just this simple: you may feel free to comment and I shall feel free to ridicule you until I'm tired of doing so (individual times may vary). But if you wish to avoid the insults and have me address yours as a serious argument, there will be a $25.00 charge, good for up to five comments by yours truly, guaranteed to be insult free. Then, as In Monty Python's argument sketch, it will be time to pay for further exchanges at the same rate (subject to change without notice).

All in all, I think this is fair to both you and me. After all, you'll be getting real, logical commentary unlike you've never experienced, and I'll be receiving a nominal amount for having to deal with the likes of you.

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About tedwest

A longtime veteran of comedy and political forums, I decided that I needed a more restful venue because... well... I finally hate everybody. Except my wife that is... and my ex-wife.. and... no, that's about it. I lead about as simple a life as one can, preferring activities that include anything that doesn't involve going out and seeing YOU! And I particularly enjoy what I call "Get the Bitch" movies on Lifetime. You know the ones where the intended victim finally does something so incredibly stupid that she forfeits her right to live, and from that moment on you're rooting for the stalker. Of course, it rarely works out the way you want, but when it does, the feeling you get is... well, there's nothing else like it, other than, maybe, eating chocolate chip cookies. Oh, and I'm proudly anti-wildlife, both foreign and domestic, and anti-environment - especially foreign environments. I think Howard Stern put it best when he said, "If fifty percent of the population died tomorrow, I can live with that." And I feel the same about the other fifty percent, so together, we've pretty much got it all covered.
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One Response to Notice Of Policy Change

  1. Liberals do like to throw money at a problem- but it's usually other peoples money- the taxpayers. When it comes to their own money some of them are down right cheap!

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