I've received an inspiration from the "Religion of Peace!"
Actually, it was from one idiot Muslim – who's in Canada so, you know, idiot², but it wasn't the stupid things he said that provided the inspiration, it was simple economics based on the stupid things he said.
What I mean is that I recently opened the forum to (almost) anyone, and I did it because I had this increasingly strong desire to manipulate and insult liberals more directly, and when I did so, I was warned by a well-meaning friend that it would cause all the nonsense to come rushing back.
So that posed a problem: how could I insult liberals but still make it worth my time to do so? Most of them are drive-bys, and those who stay around can't argue their way out of a paper bag if you'll pardon the mixed metaphor. Of course, if the bag had a debating gatekeeper, the metaphor would stand on its own, but I didn't want to be that gatekeeper.
Which brings me back to my Mussie Canuck.
He was too nice to insult right out of the box… er… bag, yet his argument was so stupid as to be an insultingly rude imposition. Then it dawned on me. There's a way to have my cake and eat it too, and here's how…
Henceforth, all liberals will continue to be insulted mercilessly and relentlessly, assuming of course that they are incapable of rational argument (which has been the case a hundred percent of the time in my fifteen years experience on the Net).
But what if they(you) want to remain,, not be insulted, and still have me address their lunatic "inspirations?" Well, last year at this time, I was forced to open a PayPal account. which means you, Mr. Liberal, can now pay, pal!
And it's just this simple: you may feel free to comment and I shall feel free to ridicule you until I'm tired of doing so (individual times may vary). But if you wish to avoid the insults and have me address yours as a serious argument, there will be a $25.00 charge, good for up to five comments by yours truly, guaranteed to be insult free. Then, as In Monty Python's argument sketch, it will be time to pay for further exchanges at the same rate (subject to change without notice).
All in all, I think this is fair to both you and me. After all, you'll be getting real, logical commentary unlike you've never experienced, and I'll be receiving a nominal amount for having to deal with the likes of you.