Congruent Idiots? I report, You Decide

We now have an accurate percentage – 28% - a hard number if you will - very hard! Yes, 28% of the American people are absolute, complete, unadulterated 100%-pure, dyed in the idiot wool, abject MORONS (I could have sworn it was way higher)?!?

But now exactly how are these morons distributed? Well…


What's even more interesting about the supermajority poll is… when can you recall seeing another poll where only 1% was undecided?

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About tedwest

A longtime veteran of comedy and political forums, I decided that I needed a more restful venue because... well... I finally hate everybody. Except my wife that is... and my ex-wife.. and... no, that's about it. I lead about as simple a life as one can, preferring activities that include anything that doesn't involve going out and seeing YOU! And I particularly enjoy what I call "Get the Bitch" movies on Lifetime. You know the ones where the intended victim finally does something so incredibly stupid that she forfeits her right to live, and from that moment on you're rooting for the stalker. Of course, it rarely works out the way you want, but when it does, the feeling you get is... well, there's nothing else like it, other than, maybe, eating chocolate chip cookies. Oh, and I'm proudly anti-wildlife, both foreign and domestic, and anti-environment - especially foreign environments. I think Howard Stern put it best when he said, "If fifty percent of the population died tomorrow, I can live with that." And I feel the same about the other fifty percent, so together, we've pretty much got it all covered.
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8 Responses to Congruent Idiots? I report, You Decide

  1. Waterbaby says:

    Is that 28% to which you referred those who think global warming is a top priority? Personally, I'm certain the moron percentage is far above 28%. After all, we need think back only to Nov. 2008 to see that!

  2. Not to mention the idiot Republicans that voted for McCain in the primaries.

  3. Waterbaby says:

    @Zak – Who should they have voted for instead?

  4. I voted for Ron Paul and I live in AZ & there were others on the ballot besides McCain. It's a moot point since the Bush family killed conservatism and lost the momentum from Reagan. The Republicans in congress couldn't follow through from its 1994 victory.

  5. Waterbaby says:

    @Zak – Agreed; the GOP/Bush family are culpable. To a point. In the end, it was still the American people snake-charmed by the Obama machine (which includes the media) who cast their ballots. In the end, the American people are as responsible for our current mess as Obama. On the upside, I do believe he'll be a one-termer.

  6. TedWest says:

    Zak Brings up a good point about McCain, and it explains why the percentage of idiots is understated by the graphs. Joe Farah argued that electing McCain would be worse than electing Bobo, and he's been proven right, I think. Obama is like tearing off a bandage, but McCain would be a slow death because he would support most of what Obama does, and with him as President, it would be a lot more likely to pass.
    Unfortunately, there simply was no one who could have saved us, and Obama is, probably, amazingly, the lesser long-term evil, even if he is very, very evil indeed.
    And my apologies for not responding earlier, but I have been plagued by many unexpected maladies lately, both physical and technical..

  7. Waterbaby says:

    "but McCain would be a slow death because he would support most of what
    Obama does, and with him as President, it would be a lot more likely to
    pass" — except that in said scenario Obama wouldn't be the significant player (or, for that fact, his minions) leading others around by the nose. He'd have remained with his cronies in Chicago some distance from the McCain White House — no?

  8. The same can be said in hindsight of Nixon and Ford.

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