Ted’s Columbus Day Shorts

The Afghan Hound – A spokesman for Bobo Obo says the decision on whether to send more troops to Afghanistan is "multi layered." That means Obama is trying to figure out which polling group is more important to appease, and until he figures that out… he doesn't even know how to play the fiddle.

Remember when Obama and his followers labeled Afghanistan the good war? Our soldiers are now saying that with friends like him, who needs enemies!"

Recent Headline: Survey: Most economists see recovery beginning.
"Beginning" has absolutely no meaning, not to mention that economists have no bearing on anything, and I say that as one possessing an econ degree.. Do you want to be an economist too? Then speculate about something economic. VOILA, you're an economist! Do you feel more important already?

Meanwhile, the president says he wants to get rid of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" and let "patriotic Americans" ask AND tell. So when does he plan to do this? Don't ask, because he's not tellin'.

Saudis say, "Black is gold, green is mean" – they say they will need lots of aid if alternative fuels catch on even though the country is a desert , aka Solar Heaven!

People who say that Obama doesn't deserve the Nobel Peace Prize just don't understand. Simply put, Saturday Night Live accused The President of having done "nothing" thus far, and that's plenty good enough for the Nobel Prize judges – They awarded the Prize to Obama because doing nothing is the ultimate in peacefulness!

Recent Headline: American is first woman to win Nobel in economics
My first thought: Did Obama have a sex change?

Obama is reaching out with a fine system for health insurance. The fines start at $250. in 2010 and increase every year until they reach $750.!

Recent Headline: Obama aide accuses Fox of operating as GOP arm
Recent Response: Fox accuses rest of media of being Obama's "One-armed Man!"

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About tedwest

A longtime veteran of comedy and political forums, I decided that I needed a more restful venue because... well... I finally hate everybody. Except my wife that is... and my ex-wife.. and... no, that's about it. I lead about as simple a life as one can, preferring activities that include anything that doesn't involve going out and seeing YOU! And I particularly enjoy what I call "Get the Bitch" movies on Lifetime. You know the ones where the intended victim finally does something so incredibly stupid that she forfeits her right to live, and from that moment on you're rooting for the stalker. Of course, it rarely works out the way you want, but when it does, the feeling you get is... well, there's nothing else like it, other than, maybe, eating chocolate chip cookies. Oh, and I'm proudly anti-wildlife, both foreign and domestic, and anti-environment - especially foreign environments. I think Howard Stern put it best when he said, "If fifty percent of the population died tomorrow, I can live with that." And I feel the same about the other fifty percent, so together, we've pretty much got it all covered.
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3 Responses to Ted’s Columbus Day Shorts

  1. Catalina says:

    ""Saudis say, "Black is gold, green is mean" – they say they will need
    lots of aid if alternative fuels catch on even though the country is a
    desert , aka Solar Heaven!""- Sweet! Of course….if they thought about using the BILLIONS of dollars they had now to invest in solar………..no, just let them choke on all that sand.

  2. JudgeBob says:

    He desperately needs that fiddle too.

  3. TedWest says:

    I had a liberal defending Muslims the other day. He said that I might be bigoted for comments I made about their converging on Washington for a day of public prayer. The interesting thing was that when I pressed him, he admitted that he wasn't even aware of the event.
    To me, the best Muslim is supportive of evil because he embraces a "religion" that promotes hate and degrades women.

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