Headline News

If you're like me, you read just a fraction of the news stories that you used to read because the headlines themselves not only tell you all you need to know, they render you "stroke imminent!"

Here's the latest example:

"Obama Takes a Swig With Black Scholar, White Cop"

The scene is contrived, designed to rescue two rank racists, and who's mentioned last? The only decent man at the party!

And the headline is from FOX!!!

I'm not sure how much longer I can go on…

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About tedwest

A longtime veteran of comedy and political forums, I decided that I needed a more restful venue because... well... I finally hate everybody. Except my wife that is... and my ex-wife.. and... no, that's about it. I lead about as simple a life as one can, preferring activities that include anything that doesn't involve going out and seeing YOU! And I particularly enjoy what I call "Get the Bitch" movies on Lifetime. You know the ones where the intended victim finally does something so incredibly stupid that she forfeits her right to live, and from that moment on you're rooting for the stalker. Of course, it rarely works out the way you want, but when it does, the feeling you get is... well, there's nothing else like it, other than, maybe, eating chocolate chip cookies. Oh, and I'm proudly anti-wildlife, both foreign and domestic, and anti-environment - especially foreign environments. I think Howard Stern put it best when he said, "If fifty percent of the population died tomorrow, I can live with that." And I feel the same about the other fifty percent, so together, we've pretty much got it all covered.
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4 Responses to Headline News

  1. Darcy says:

    ROFLOL!! Yes I'm with you on this one. That poor cop was outnumbered. And what about the poor 911 operator? She didn't even get a beer!

  2. TedWest says:

    Did you see that story about the woman who was getting rid of her television so she wouldn't have to see Obama? I don't even like to write "Obama!" And I understand her perfectly – whenever I see The Thing's face on TV, I react the way the fraternity did in Animal House when Flounder's face appeared for evaluation.
    Remember how I used to say Bush was the worst President there would ever be? What was I thinking? Bobo sets a new standard with each new day.

  3. Darcy says:

    Oh that's a great image of Animal House! And yes, I saw that story too. "He was on every channel and I couldn't take it anymore!"

  4. JudgeBob says:

    This is what we call the longest hour.

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