Just Beat It

I come to bury Michael Jackson, not to praise him. The evil that men do lives after them, Two score and seven plus three years ago, a father brought forth upon this continent a new pedophile. So today…

Let freedom ring from the snowcapped Rockies of Colorado!

Let freedom ring from the curvaceous slopes of California!

But not only that; let freedom ring from Stone Mountain of Georgia!

Let freedom ring from Lookout Mountain of Tennessee!

Let freedom ring from every hill and molehill of Mississippi. From every mountainside, let freedom ring.

Gone at last, gone at last, thank God Almighty, he is gone at last!

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About tedwest

A longtime veteran of comedy and political forums, I decided that I needed a more restful venue because... well... I finally hate everybody. Except my wife that is... and my ex-wife.. and... no, that's about it. I lead about as simple a life as one can, preferring activities that include anything that doesn't involve going out and seeing YOU! And I particularly enjoy what I call "Get the Bitch" movies on Lifetime. You know the ones where the intended victim finally does something so incredibly stupid that she forfeits her right to live, and from that moment on you're rooting for the stalker. Of course, it rarely works out the way you want, but when it does, the feeling you get is... well, there's nothing else like it, other than, maybe, eating chocolate chip cookies. Oh, and I'm proudly anti-wildlife, both foreign and domestic, and anti-environment - especially foreign environments. I think Howard Stern put it best when he said, "If fifty percent of the population died tomorrow, I can live with that." And I feel the same about the other fifty percent, so together, we've pretty much got it all covered.
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6 Responses to Just Beat It

  1. Catalina says:

    Thank you – I am so sick of anything involving that animal.

  2. Trailblazer says:

    One less child molester, one less crotch-grabbing weirdo and can we get on with it . . . like there is real news out there. Living in SoCAl, I wonder how much we paid for the showy funeral. I want a refund, now!

  3. TedWest says:

    Madam, I've never received more complaints than your comment generated. So Please, wouldja apologize to the animals!?

  4. TedWest says:

    There's a great line from Argus Hamilton –

    Los Angeles deployed hundreds of police for Michael Jackson's memorial service Tuesday. The city is broke and can't pay overtime so cops have been asked to work just for the chance to beat demonstrators at a historic event.

  5. Catalina says:

    I apologize to all animals that are not sometimes known as "human". and screw the City of LA – they didn't learn anything from the Lakers parade that they just had what, a month ago?

  6. TedWest says:

    LOL! You sound like my wife, only without the accent!

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