Once upon a time, at a blog far more important than this one, our beloved Chad was leading a writing contest. He was a relative newcomer and that the reigning champ is an entrenched liberal who not only writes garbage, he writes parochial garbage.
Well, Chad's lead vanished today, and the way it happened was that he was sandbagged… people voted up the liberal, and they voted don't Chad he went from a comfortable lead to third place -in five hours.
Chad was mad.
But not enough to fight. "I won't be like them," Chad pleaded with his confidant, also known as me.
"Cut the crap, Chad, and win this thing," I cooed.
But Chad doesn't have confidence he can win. and he needed to save face, so he "took the high road," you know the one… the road to nowhere?
"Beat the bastard! Give the money to charity!"
No, Chad said he'd have to shower if he employed their tactics.
That's a helluva price to pay, isn't it?
It first started at the Republican't forum… people who had a chance to make a difference… wouldn't. Didn't care.
And now Chad ducks behind principle and no one here responded to my offhand comment in the last thread. Way to take your country back one forum at a time.
It's war, people. When will you learn that? No liberal is an American, much less your friend. You can't reason with them, you've got to beat them. And if you don't wanna do that, I don't wanna know you. You don't have to be like me… who could be? But you do have to want to do what it takes to win.
I've always said that I didn't subscribe to that old Jewish saying of "An eye for an eye"… because that only gets even. I believe in two eyes for an eye. And in war, I'll behead better than any terrorist if I have to, and I'll walk away smiling.
And when the war is over, I'll either have won or I'll be dead. And if I've won, I return to being the perfect gentleman you've all known me to be, and we'll ascend on principle – when all the bad guys are conquered.
I'm the one who notified Chad of what was going on, and I expected that together, we'd mobilize as many people as possible and overwhelm the opposition. Instead, I see how lonely it is again to fight for the greater good.
Well, go ahead, die for your principles. Those interested in fighting should PM me without delay.
And about Chad. I'll always support him, but if this fails without our trying, he doesn't seem to understand that they don't just win a contest, the have won the demoralization contest as well. So Chad's not just hurting himself.
We have a matter of hours… Chad's a ten friend, let's make him a ten blogger!