Mickey Gets An Education

Mickey Obama visited the Department of Education yesterday and as James Taranto reports, she proudly proclaimed herself to be a product of the Department's efforts.

"I'm a product of your work!:

Yep, that's what she said.

Mickey was born in 1964, and she was a junior in high school when the Department first oepend for business…

So the Department of Education can be proud that she's NOT a product of their work!


Meanwhile, Glenn Beck cried again today – twice. Yes, he was sincere, and yes, the cause was more than worthy, but enough is enough already. I mean, in the time I've been watching him, Beck had welled-up more than – Tammy Faye Baker – which. btw, he's the one who drew the comparison… and he doesn't even provide comic relief by wearing mascara!

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A longtime veteran of comedy and political forums, I decided that I needed a more restful venue because... well... I finally hate everybody. Except my wife that is... and my ex-wife.. and... no, that's about it. I lead about as simple a life as one can, preferring activities that include anything that doesn't involve going out and seeing YOU! And I particularly enjoy what I call "Get the Bitch" movies on Lifetime. You know the ones where the intended victim finally does something so incredibly stupid that she forfeits her right to live, and from that moment on you're rooting for the stalker. Of course, it rarely works out the way you want, but when it does, the feeling you get is... well, there's nothing else like it, other than, maybe, eating chocolate chip cookies. Oh, and I'm proudly anti-wildlife, both foreign and domestic, and anti-environment - especially foreign environments. I think Howard Stern put it best when he said, "If fifty percent of the population died tomorrow, I can live with that." And I feel the same about the other fifty percent, so together, we've pretty much got it all covered.
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4 Responses to Mickey Gets An Education

  1. Darcy says:

    And now it's time for another "Yep, that's what she said." quote. This time from Nancy Pelosi;

  2. TedWest says:

    Yep, and she's not even the stupidest Dem, but with a comment like that, she could win on a particular day.

  3. Darcy says:

    Our wonderful Governor Brad Henry said on a PBS special about the Trail of Tears the other day that the indians were forced to march for "Hundreds of Thousands of Miles" I thought that was impressive too!!

  4. Jordan says:

    I rarely watched g. Beck at his old home. Since his move to Fox, I think he should cut out the M&Ms and the facial expressions, or he'll become the poster-boy for PMS commercials.

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