When I watch Bobo Obama, Harry Pelosi and Nancy Reid nowadays, I find myself using more vulgarities than ever, and in far greater quantities. I've even taken to stringing them together, merging them, making up new ones… even creating song verses with them…
Is this the sort of change Obama promised?
And speaking of songs and Obama, now someone is running an ad around something Obama said on the campaign about coal. Is it just me or even apart from him being an absolutely terrible public speaker, his melodically off-key tones are so grating that if his "tone-poems" were played at Guantanamo, they'd be labeled the worst form of torture?
Well, I've undertaken more change – I've downloaded a "white noise" mp3 that's always just a click away!
Did you hear the latest? An archaeologist found some Sanskrit, and the translation is literally: "Obama will be the most famous person ever."