The Line Of The Day-After-Inauguration!

Well, it's Boxing Day. If you're not familiar with the term, it's Canadian, and it has no exact English translation, but it involves picking up the trash on the day after Christmas, and packing up gifts you won't be using  so you can return them – I think.

Which is what I wish I could do with Obama.

But since I can't, Andrew Breitbart offers the next best sentiment:

"Good luck, President Obama. The rest of you can go to hell."

I hope none of you will ever forget what liberals did these past eight years, and more than that, I hope you will never forgive – because they are the reason we are where we are today.

Never again!

My New Year's Resolution is to never, ever, treat a liberal as if he was human – or a dog – or even a cockroach. And if you catch me being the slightest bit nice to one, I will accept whatever penalty you choose – and double it.

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About tedwest

A longtime veteran of comedy and political forums, I decided that I needed a more restful venue because... well... I finally hate everybody. Except my wife that is... and my ex-wife.. and... no, that's about it. I lead about as simple a life as one can, preferring activities that include anything that doesn't involve going out and seeing YOU! And I particularly enjoy what I call "Get the Bitch" movies on Lifetime. You know the ones where the intended victim finally does something so incredibly stupid that she forfeits her right to live, and from that moment on you're rooting for the stalker. Of course, it rarely works out the way you want, but when it does, the feeling you get is... well, there's nothing else like it, other than, maybe, eating chocolate chip cookies. Oh, and I'm proudly anti-wildlife, both foreign and domestic, and anti-environment - especially foreign environments. I think Howard Stern put it best when he said, "If fifty percent of the population died tomorrow, I can live with that." And I feel the same about the other fifty percent, so together, we've pretty much got it all covered.
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12 Responses to The Line Of The Day-After-Inauguration!

  1. Jack Yan says:

    You don’t have Boxing Day in the US? I learn something new every day.

  2. TedWest says:

    LOL! Well, at least someone got something worthwhile out of something I said!
    I remember when my beloved Pamela, a transplanted Jamaican then living in Toronto with her Canadian, yet very nice, husband first mentioned Boxing Day. I was on the phone with her from Cleveland where I said, "What?"
    Her comment, as I recall, was quite similar to yours.

  3. Jack Yan says:

    Ted, all of what you say is worthwhile but my response was the only thing I felt smart enough to say tonight … It was a long day.

  4. Darcy says:

    I have lots of days like that Jack. I too, often choose to remain silent.

  5. Boxing Day is when you punch a left-liberal in the chops?

  6. TedWest says:

    American Style – I love it, Zak!

  7. TedWest says:

    Jack, look what you started!? Darcy likes it! What's next…? We move there or something?
    And Jack, all of what I say? Where were you thirty years ago? Although it may have given me a big head, so it's probably just as well.

  8. Darcy says:

    What? We're moving? I missed something!!

  9. TedWest says:

    Well, I wrote Burt, and here's his reply:

    Depressingly delightful!

  10. Jack Yan says:

    All of what you write, my friend (will move out of the way in case your head does grow).

  11. Jack Yan says:

    Thirty years ago: at what you would call grade school, reading up on Aldrin and Armstrong (not Louis) on the moon, and the whole Washington–cherry tree gag.

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