I Found This Hilarious – Your Opinion May Vary

I love scanning freeware sights, and just now I came across something that I am pleased to share with my religious brethern and cisterns…

Portable Christ On Disk 1.6

It's actually the King James Version of the Bible, but who says religious people other than Timothy don't have a sense of humor? I mean, version 1.6? The Bible is being revised and upgraded? And the "portable Christ?" No registry entries! Forgive them Father, for they know not what they do. All that's left is for the next version to say, "The saga continues…"

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About tedwest

A longtime veteran of comedy and political forums, I decided that I needed a more restful venue because... well... I finally hate everybody. Except my wife that is... and my ex-wife.. and... no, that's about it. I lead about as simple a life as one can, preferring activities that include anything that doesn't involve going out and seeing YOU! And I particularly enjoy what I call "Get the Bitch" movies on Lifetime. You know the ones where the intended victim finally does something so incredibly stupid that she forfeits her right to live, and from that moment on you're rooting for the stalker. Of course, it rarely works out the way you want, but when it does, the feeling you get is... well, there's nothing else like it, other than, maybe, eating chocolate chip cookies. Oh, and I'm proudly anti-wildlife, both foreign and domestic, and anti-environment - especially foreign environments. I think Howard Stern put it best when he said, "If fifty percent of the population died tomorrow, I can live with that." And I feel the same about the other fifty percent, so together, we've pretty much got it all covered.
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2 Responses to I Found This Hilarious – Your Opinion May Vary

  1. Darcy says:

    Revised and upgraded… like the U.S. Constitution. I shudder to think what the Bobo version will look like.

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