It turns out that I think just like a plumber, which is ironic because plumbing is my last favorite DIY project. I mean electricity stops, but water runs forever.
Anyway, Joey Piano says that he loves Sarah Palin, but that he was appalled by McCain. Though the news report didn't elaborate much, JTP was apparently put off with McCain's position on the bailout, so he says he wanted to bail out on McCain… but he didn't.
The reason: Joe says he was more appalled by Bobo. Who isn't?
But that's not the point, it appears that Joe pulled a Powell. Or is it that Powell pulled a Joe? No I think I was right the first time. In any case, both these ingrates ditched the dates they came with: Powell, Bush, and Joe, John.
It would appear that Joe thinks his star is on the rise, and that he doesn't owe anything to anyone, and in a way he doesn't. I mean, McCain used him before Joe used McCain, so they're even as far as that goes.
Except McCain hasn't, to my knowledge, bad-mouthed either Joe the Plumber or the bathtub he installed for the Senator.
But I cite this only as an example of why I now hate almost everyone. it used to be that you had to wait for a crises to learn who your useless friends are. Now, all you have to do is criticize a liberal and a trusted "conservative" will stab you in the back. And a trusted "libertarian" will do his best impression of Sergeant Schultz.
These are great times we live in, but they won't last long… because liberals want to free the Guantanamo 200, while conservatives are waging a huge battle on the western front defending a Christmas display against atheists, and they need all the reinforcements they can get.
Hey… it just occurred to me… wouldn't those Gitmo guys be glad to get away from that blaring music and help in the fight against the atheists? What a movie that would make: Sleepless in Seattle Too!