After ignoring a number of requests for an interview, this reporter caught up with Timothy yesterday afternoon outside the palatial double-wide he shares with his parents in Rosemead, a Los Angeles bedroom community with every bit as much cachet as the better known meccas of El Monte and La Puente to the east. The way people tell them apart is that Rosemead is the one with the Southern California Edison power-generating plant in the middle.
Reporter: Timothy, Ted West, Ted West News… Ted West says that you unceremoniously and without warning blocked him from participating in a super-crucial discussion regarding the reinstitution of the Fairness Doctrine because he insulted a liberal idiot. Do you have any comment?
Timothy (carryiing a nearly empty open container and gesturing wildly: She isn't an idiot, he's an idiot!
Reporter: Ted says YOU'RE an idiot.
Timothy: YOU'RE AN IDIOT!
Reporter: Don't call me an idiot, I'm just trying to do my job.
Timothy: I meant that Ted West is an idiot.
Reporter: OK, then say that, I'm just trying to get information.
Timothy: OK, sorry.
Reporter: And frankly, we wouldn't be here if you had simply contacted Ted and told him you felt he was out of line.
Timothy: I was too outraged at the way he treated one of God's helpless little creatures.
Reporter: That's what she said.
Reporter: Do you ever watch The Office? Well, never mind…
Timothy: No, I watch The Office.
Reporter: Oh… then would you mind if I call you Kevin?
Timothy: What do you mean by that?
Reporter: I mean you're saying that liberal idiot, Corey, isn't an idiot, but she's helpless?
Timothy: She's misguided. I'm trying to reach out to her.
Reporter: How's that workin' out for ya?
Timothy: It's too early to tell, but the century's still young.
Reporter: Are you concerned that you're now at odds with someone who not only shares many of your views but who, many say, is the face of conservatism on Vox?
Timothy: He's not the face of conservatism, I'm the face of conservatism.
Reporter: He says you're the butt of conservatism?
Timothy: At least I don't treat people the way he does.
Reporter: Didn't you treat Ted worse?
Timothy: Humina, humina, humina…
Reporter: I LOVE The Honeymooners!
Timothy: What has that got to do with anything?
Reporter: Do you think there's any hope for a reconciliation?
Timothy: Aren't they all dead?
Reporter: Huh? Oh, no, not The Honeymooners, I mean between you and Ted?
Timothy: I don't know, maybe over time… if he can stop ridiculing idiots.
Reporter: Now, did you mean stop ridiculing helpless creatures, or does he have to stop ridiculing idiots as well?
Timothy: How does ridiculing anyone serve any purpose?
Reporter: Fun? Maybe they'll kill themselves?
Timothy: Jesus wouldn't do it.
Reporter: Didn't his dad invent Hell?
Timothy: Yes, but he doesn't ridicule the people he puts there.
Reporter: If you had to choose, would you put Ted or the liberal woman he criticized in Hell?
Timothy: Please get off my property.
Reporter: Is there anything you'd like to say to Ted right now?
Timothy: Yes, GET OFF my property! (takes a final big swig)
Reporter: Have you tried blocking him?
Reporter: One last question, Kevin…
Reporter: Sorry… if you had it to do over, would you do anything differently?
Timothy: I wouldn't live in Rosemead.
Reporter: Of course