The novel concept that marriage should be between a man and a woman has been embraced even in La-La Land today.
A few short months ago, The California Supreme court ruled that any consenting adult could marry any other consenting adult, and gays and lesbians immediately wrote new lyrics for that famous song and sang, "I wish they all could be California gays…" Since then, eighteen thousand same-sex people have engaged in holy matrimony.
Which, coincidentally, left right-thinking people saying, "Holy matrimony!"
Among other things…
Now the people have voted, and it's back to "Bye-bye Miss American Pie…" In fact, the honeymoon period was so short that there wasn't even time for country singers to write any gay-friendly misery tunes.
But we know from experience that there's nothing worse than a bunch of homosexuals scorned, so the mind boggles at what happens next. I mean, we were warned that there might be rioting if Obama lost, but no one warned anyone about what could occur if eighteen thousand gay marriages were suddenly annulled.
All I can say is, unlike in the past, the next Gay Pride Parade could get really ugly.
Now let's be clear. no one should be deprived of the right to tax deductions and the thrill of being married for their money… and then murdered for it shortly after, so there ought to be some mechanism for men of good cheer to be… well… cheerier. it just shouldn't be called marriage.
And I have every confidence that gay marriage will be approved in California long before they approve offshore drilling. I've even got the slogan… let's just say it involves drilling in other areas close to the California coast, but that's as far as propriety and this publication will allow me to go.
But it might be perfect for a Gay Pride Parade!?