McCain and Obama walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm not serving him." So McCain, the bipartisan maverick says with great indignation, " My friend, there are laws against that, but even if there weren't, I'd punch you in the nose if I could raise my arms… Senator Obama has more right to be here than I do now.
The bartender replies, "I was talking to Senator Obama, and there ain't no law against refusing you service."
John McCain, America's greatest living political hermaphrodite, has just committed the most unpardonable sin of his career – he lost. Make that two sins: he took Sarah Palin down with him. She can recover – he can't.
He's now a dead man walking, and most amazingly, I'm saying that not from an emotional level, but from a strictly rational one. Had he won, his campaign finance "reform," his incompetence during the campaign, even his "my friends" mantra would have been forgiven, but since the vote count is exactly proportional to the way he ran his campaign, he's as high and dry as Tucson, and without the scenery.
Johnny won't be marching home again, he'll have to slink in under the cover of darkness, doing spirals all the way. Lucky for him, he's well-trained in that maneuver.