I’d Like A McMuffin To Go, Please

McCain and Obama walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm not serving him." So McCain, the bipartisan maverick says with great indignation, " My friend, there are laws against that, but even if there weren't, I'd punch you in the nose if I could raise my arms… Senator Obama has more right to be here than I do now.

The bartender replies, "I was talking to Senator Obama, and there ain't no law against refusing you service."

John McCain, America's greatest living political hermaphrodite, has just committed the most unpardonable sin of his career – he lost. Make that two sins: he took Sarah Palin down with him. She can recover – he can't.

He's now a dead man walking, and most amazingly, I'm saying that not from an emotional level, but from a strictly rational one. Had he won, his campaign finance "reform," his incompetence during the campaign, even his "my friends" mantra would have been forgiven, but since the vote count is exactly proportional to the way he ran his campaign, he's as high and dry as Tucson, and without the scenery.

Johnny won't be marching home again, he'll have to slink in under the cover of darkness, doing spirals all the way. Lucky for him, he's well-trained in that maneuver.

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A longtime veteran of comedy and political forums, I decided that I needed a more restful venue because... well... I finally hate everybody. Except my wife that is... and my ex-wife.. and... no, that's about it. I lead about as simple a life as one can, preferring activities that include anything that doesn't involve going out and seeing YOU! And I particularly enjoy what I call "Get the Bitch" movies on Lifetime. You know the ones where the intended victim finally does something so incredibly stupid that she forfeits her right to live, and from that moment on you're rooting for the stalker. Of course, it rarely works out the way you want, but when it does, the feeling you get is... well, there's nothing else like it, other than, maybe, eating chocolate chip cookies. Oh, and I'm proudly anti-wildlife, both foreign and domestic, and anti-environment - especially foreign environments. I think Howard Stern put it best when he said, "If fifty percent of the population died tomorrow, I can live with that." And I feel the same about the other fifty percent, so together, we've pretty much got it all covered.
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One Response to I’d Like A McMuffin To Go, Please

  1. Jordan says:

    The other thing that bothered me the most besides the "coverage" of the true obama by the medialites was McCain constant, annoying talk of bipartisanship with a congress and a man who have shown total disrespect for the Americans people; further, his rebuke of those who pinned obama for who he is: "a slick talker with radical agenda." I understand conceding speeches are meant to be gracious, but they are still supposed to be true. A decent person would not associate himself with terrorists, traitors, enemies of the country. Even in the event obama's fault was political exploitation. That does not a decent, trustworthy person make.

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