After Tampa's Japanese second-baseman made a great catch of a line drive in the sixth…
Me: Man, those Japs are really making a name for themselves in baseball now.
Wife: Now the Colombians and the Dominicans have competition.
Me (laughing): Yes… I suppose they do… but no Filipinos.
Wife: NO… BASKETBALL!
Me: Why is that, we were there for a long time, they should have adopted the game…
Wife (voice trailing): Basketball…
Me: Europe hasn't adopted it either.
Wife: Oh… yeah, that's right!
Me: They've got plenty of basketball players here though… but there's no Filipinos?
Wife: And soccer….
Wife: Filipinos also like soccer
Me: Soccer is a terrible game
Wife: They play it.
Me: It's awful! Have you ever sat through an entire soccer game?
Wife: Oh no.
Me: You can't… that's why there are no traffic jams after soccer games – all the spectators just die.
Me: Have you ever played soccer?
Me: That'll kill you too.
Wife: Oh NO, don't do that.. set the ALARM! Oh my GOD, the alarm is off, he's entering already, you FOOL!
Me: I'm sure glad I decided to watch this (When A Stranger Calls)
Wife: I think Rosa's a goner…?!?
Wife: I think Rosa's already in the pond. SET THE ALARM!
Me: What's this movie called?
Wife: When The Phone Rings… did you remember the alarm, fool?
Wife: It looks like this movie is all about her. (pause) If you set the alarm, you don't need THAT!