Mickey’s Menu

They feel your pain, but they won't eat your food. But take heart, they won't eat soul food either…

THOUGH he's battling GOP accusations that he's an Ivy League elitist, Barack Obama has a lifestyle of the rich and famous, like TV show host Robin Leach, who always signed off, "Champagne wishes and caviar dreams!" While he was at a meeting at the Waldorf-Astoria at 4 p.m. Wednesday, Michelle Obama called room service and ordered lobster hors d'oeuvres, two whole steamed lobsters, Iranian caviar and champagne, a tipster told Page Six.

In her defense, I'm sure the caviar was just an attempt to acclimate herself for the upcoming tough, sure to be drawn out, negotiations with McMud Ahmadinejad?!

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About tedwest

A longtime veteran of comedy and political forums, I decided that I needed a more restful venue because... well... I finally hate everybody. Except my wife that is... and my ex-wife.. and... no, that's about it. I lead about as simple a life as one can, preferring activities that include anything that doesn't involve going out and seeing YOU! And I particularly enjoy what I call "Get the Bitch" movies on Lifetime. You know the ones where the intended victim finally does something so incredibly stupid that she forfeits her right to live, and from that moment on you're rooting for the stalker. Of course, it rarely works out the way you want, but when it does, the feeling you get is... well, there's nothing else like it, other than, maybe, eating chocolate chip cookies. Oh, and I'm proudly anti-wildlife, both foreign and domestic, and anti-environment - especially foreign environments. I think Howard Stern put it best when he said, "If fifty percent of the population died tomorrow, I can live with that." And I feel the same about the other fifty percent, so together, we've pretty much got it all covered.
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9 Responses to Mickey’s Menu

  1. salaryman says:

    Remind me, how many mansions has McCain's wife bought him?

  2. TedWest says:

    Got anything else?

  3. Jeff D says:

    Lobster, caviar, and soul food? I'll say yes to all three. I know Ted stays away from meat, so I'm willing to make this sacrifice for him.

  4. TedWest says:

    Jeff, with no due respect for your animal tendencies, you're just confusing the lad. I was going to try to help him focus (I had encountered a few of his posts elsewhere today), but now I'm afraid that you may have distracted him beyond reach. You couldn't have done worse if you'd just shown him a shiny object.

  5. Jeff D says:

    My apologies. I'll let you get him under control again 🙂

  6. TedWest says:

    Again? I missed the first time… it must have gone by too fast.

  7. Lexann says:

    Come on! We all know he's a hypocrite, and his wife's a spoiled brat America hater. Do we really care that they ate lobster instead of chili? Didn't we already know that?

  8. TedWest says:

    Well, I care. I think the lobster's better looking and more patriotic.

  9. Lexann says:

    Yeah, and her farts won't smell as bad…

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