I Know Who John McCain Really Is

This last debate showed me two overarching things: that characterizing Obama as "rotten" is unfair…

He is unquestionably the Devil himself.

And John McCain is Joey Tribiani.

When Chandler and Monica are planning on getting married, Joey wants to make a statement about what a great marriage it will be, and he proposes to talk about giving and receiving and sharing and whatever… on and on in a repetitive and very boring monologue.

And each time he mentions it it's always the same thing until… speaking to Chandler friend to friend and from the heart, Joey frames a perfect speech.

Chandler stops him:

'That's IT!"

Joey: "What?"

Chandler: "That's what you need to say – exactly that."

And with that, Joey, trying to recall what he's said, goes with back to the giving and receiving…

That's John McCain in the debates.

He's been boring and stale in the debates up to tonight, but on the campaign trail, he's said some very important things that fired up his supporters.

And tonight – it was back to the giving and receiving…

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Now, will Sarah Palin show up in the post-debate discussions?

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About tedwest

A longtime veteran of comedy and political forums, I decided that I needed a more restful venue because... well... I finally hate everybody. Except my wife that is... and my ex-wife.. and... no, that's about it. I lead about as simple a life as one can, preferring activities that include anything that doesn't involve going out and seeing YOU! And I particularly enjoy what I call "Get the Bitch" movies on Lifetime. You know the ones where the intended victim finally does something so incredibly stupid that she forfeits her right to live, and from that moment on you're rooting for the stalker. Of course, it rarely works out the way you want, but when it does, the feeling you get is... well, there's nothing else like it, other than, maybe, eating chocolate chip cookies. Oh, and I'm proudly anti-wildlife, both foreign and domestic, and anti-environment - especially foreign environments. I think Howard Stern put it best when he said, "If fifty percent of the population died tomorrow, I can live with that." And I feel the same about the other fifty percent, so together, we've pretty much got it all covered.
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