A Conversation With The Wife About The Presidential Debate

Wife: I think Palin should debate Obama at the last debate.

Me: That would be great!

Wife: McCain should announce he's sending her.

Me: She should just show up.

Wife: Let the two inexperienced ones debate.

Me: I think he'd have to debate her. How would it look if he refused?

Palin*: Are you afraid to debate a girl?

Wife: The ratings would be the biggest ever/.

Me: People would be frantically calling their friends to tell them to turn on their TV.

Wife: Obama wouldn't know what to do.

Palin: You'll talk to terrorists, but you won't talk to me?

Wife: Just words… just words…


*Not her own words, but an incredible simulation

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About tedwest

A longtime veteran of comedy and political forums, I decided that I needed a more restful venue because... well... I finally hate everybody. Except my wife that is... and my ex-wife.. and... no, that's about it. I lead about as simple a life as one can, preferring activities that include anything that doesn't involve going out and seeing YOU! And I particularly enjoy what I call "Get the Bitch" movies on Lifetime. You know the ones where the intended victim finally does something so incredibly stupid that she forfeits her right to live, and from that moment on you're rooting for the stalker. Of course, it rarely works out the way you want, but when it does, the feeling you get is... well, there's nothing else like it, other than, maybe, eating chocolate chip cookies. Oh, and I'm proudly anti-wildlife, both foreign and domestic, and anti-environment - especially foreign environments. I think Howard Stern put it best when he said, "If fifty percent of the population died tomorrow, I can live with that." And I feel the same about the other fifty percent, so together, we've pretty much got it all covered.
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