Wife: I think Palin should debate Obama at the last debate.
Me: That would be great!
Wife: McCain should announce he's sending her.
Me: She should just show up.
Wife: Let the two inexperienced ones debate.
Me: I think he'd have to debate her. How would it look if he refused?
Palin*: Are you afraid to debate a girl?
Wife: The ratings would be the biggest ever/.
Me: People would be frantically calling their friends to tell them to turn on their TV.
Wife: Obama wouldn't know what to do.
Palin: You'll talk to terrorists, but you won't talk to me?
Wife: Just words… just words…
*Not her own words, but an incredible simulation