A Conversation With The Wife About Tuesday

While watching a movie called Bachelor Flat starring Terry Thomas and Tuesday Weld, I was struck by how beautiful she was. There was a scene on the beach with her, dressed very appropriately, in a long blue dress in which I found her jaw-dropping dazzling, and in the next scene, she was at home wearing a top and jean shorts, and… well… WOW!.

Oh, and she also had on white high heels.

Me: Holy cow, I didn't realize she was that beautiful! I can't believe she wasn't a bigger star?

Wife: It's luck, she didn't get the parts.

Me: She's got the parts…


Me: And she does what all beautiful girls did then - she wears heels around the house.

Wife: Just like Mrs. Beaver…

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About tedwest

A longtime veteran of comedy and political forums, I decided that I needed a more restful venue because... well... I finally hate everybody. Except my wife that is... and my ex-wife.. and... no, that's about it. I lead about as simple a life as one can, preferring activities that include anything that doesn't involve going out and seeing YOU! And I particularly enjoy what I call "Get the Bitch" movies on Lifetime. You know the ones where the intended victim finally does something so incredibly stupid that she forfeits her right to live, and from that moment on you're rooting for the stalker. Of course, it rarely works out the way you want, but when it does, the feeling you get is... well, there's nothing else like it, other than, maybe, eating chocolate chip cookies. Oh, and I'm proudly anti-wildlife, both foreign and domestic, and anti-environment - especially foreign environments. I think Howard Stern put it best when he said, "If fifty percent of the population died tomorrow, I can live with that." And I feel the same about the other fifty percent, so together, we've pretty much got it all covered.
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3 Responses to A Conversation With The Wife About Tuesday

  1. Jack Yan says:

    Tuesday Weld—to think, if she married Frederick March III she’d be Tuesday March 3rd.

  2. Darcy says:

    That's funny!When I was in High School there was this boy named Randy Dorsey. He was always telling people that he wanted to marry me so that my name would be Darcy Dorsey.

  3. Jack Yan says:

    I like that one, too!

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