Me: Is there any group more stupid than whites…
Wife interjects: No.
Me: Hold on, let me finish what I was going to say.
Wife: Ok… but the answer is still no.
Me, I'm talking about how blacks stick together, Hispanics, Indians, gays…
Wife: Asians don't stick together.
Me: That explains why Chinatown folded.
Wife: The Chinese do, but have you seen a Philippinetown?
Wife: Everybody's got different dialects
Wife: You've got different accents, but it's still English.
Wife: Some regions in the Philippines, they talk like birds.