A Conversation On Race With The Wife

Me: Is there any group more stupid than whites…

Wife interjects: No.

Me: Hold on, let me finish what I was going to say.

Wife: Ok… but the answer is still no.

Me, I'm talking about how blacks stick together, Hispanics, Indians, gays…

Wife: Asians don't stick together.

Me: That explains why Chinatown folded.

Wife: The Chinese do, but have you seen a Philippinetown?


Wife: Everybody's got different dialects


Wife: You've got different accents, but it's still English.


Wife: Some regions in the Philippines, they talk like birds.



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A longtime veteran of comedy and political forums, I decided that I needed a more restful venue because... well... I finally hate everybody. Except my wife that is... and my ex-wife.. and... no, that's about it. I lead about as simple a life as one can, preferring activities that include anything that doesn't involve going out and seeing YOU! And I particularly enjoy what I call "Get the Bitch" movies on Lifetime. You know the ones where the intended victim finally does something so incredibly stupid that she forfeits her right to live, and from that moment on you're rooting for the stalker. Of course, it rarely works out the way you want, but when it does, the feeling you get is... well, there's nothing else like it, other than, maybe, eating chocolate chip cookies. Oh, and I'm proudly anti-wildlife, both foreign and domestic, and anti-environment - especially foreign environments. I think Howard Stern put it best when he said, "If fifty percent of the population died tomorrow, I can live with that." And I feel the same about the other fifty percent, so together, we've pretty much got it all covered.
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2 Responses to A Conversation On Race With The Wife

  1. Darcy says:

    I live on the edge of "Little Saigon" — haven't noticed anyone talking like a bird đŸ™‚

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