As everyone is now well aware, there are only two written doctrines in America's history – the Truman Doctrine which has something to do with the terms under which people can be surreptitiously taped for a TV show, and the Monroe Doctrine which simply states that Marilyn Monroe was and shall forever be America's sex symbol.
Well, now there's a third, the Ted Doctrine, and when this entry is completed, both you and I will know what that is.
As a time when some CINOS (chicken conservatives in name only… uh. by "name" I mean conservatives, not chickens for which I have utmost respect) have expressed frustration at having to entertain liberal nonsense on their blogs, in their lives, and on the planet, I have jumped their pawn and kinged myself. That allows me to go all over this board that Is VOX in any direction I see fit. Or in other words, this is my party and I'll do what I want to.
But it's more about what I don't want to do, and that is, read liberal garbage.
The other day, my wife commented on how virtually every TV show nowadays contains something that is utterly disgusting, and I'm not just talking about Joy Behar. You'll be watching and laughing and all of a sudden, BAM, you're blindsided with some vulgarity or some visual that somebody felt enhanced the -quality- of the show. And if you're dumb enough to tune in to a Comedy Central "comedian" (I do it so you won't have to), not only are there no funny comics out there whatsoever, but what gets laughs would be an executable offense in most Arab countries.
So I've told people, most notable of late, Mensa Mike or whatever his name was, that I allow comments here because there are a number of thoughtful people who warm my heart quite often. And while I've made it unpleasant for liberals to be liberals here, a few each month still try. It's like Monica said in Friends, something like: "Getting married and having a family? I want that! Talking about pig sex over lunch, I DON'T want that!"
Actually, I'd rather talk about pig sex than entertain most of the stuff liberals have posted here.
So I'm turning this blog into a subscription service. Conservatives and similar-minded people have a free lifetime membership (Don't worry, it won't be that long considering the condition I'm in, and you can petition to leave, just as if you were a Muslim in Malaysia), but liberals will have to pay a "per use" fee, and it will be steep. They will have to -pay- attention to details and the truth. But the good news is that it won't be a cover charge, it will be pay-as-you-go. You liberals don't want to pay, you don't have to, but you won't get to play… ever again.
Not that that's much of an inconvenience, I know. Frankly, most of them probably wouldn't be able to find their way back on their own, anyway.
But this fee will be of enormous benefit to yours truly. I'll no longer have to beg for "donations," and the tone and intelligence level of this place will be raised somewhat. I'd say it would be raised a lot, but then I'm still here, so that's a severe limitation, I know.
The brilliant Mensa Mike couldn't understand how I would allow comments if I didn't want to read them, and he likened my doing so to some absurd analogy that was so pathetic even by liberal standards that I can't remember it to ridicule him about it further.
I told M&M peanut that it was more like a company who invites comments and suggestions, and I asked, "Do they want to receive idiot rants from lunatics?" OK, some probably do, but they're run by liberals who don't know the difference anyway.
Then I told my Mensa midget that the policy all along has been, I write, you read. If you want to comment, you're able to do so, but since this isn't a court of law, you're guilty until your comment proves your innocence.
Well, there it is then, the Ted Doctrine, aka: one strike and you're out.
There is one notable exception, that being if what you post, no matter how idiotic, can make me laugh, you get a pass. But I hope all you idiot liberals don't take that as an attempt to submit your "jokes" for consideration. That's not how it works. You better be sure it's funny first. But don't worry, I'm not that tough. Unlike my ex-partner, Burt, I appreciate sincere effort.
Unfortunately, "sincerity" is yet another quality most liberals lack so I don't know what to tell ya.