Weather Report For Greater Wasilla & Lesser Obama

Current conditions in Wasilla, Alaska

Winds – from the ENE (060 degrees) at 3 MPH (3 KT)

Visibility – 10 mile(s)

Sky conditions – overcast

Temperature – 48 F (9 C)

Relative Humidity – 87%

 

Current conditions in the Obama Campaign

Winds – hot and gusty

Visibility – fading

Sky conditions – Heavy clouds – hurricane watch in effect

Temperature – boiling

Relative Humidity – all wet

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A longtime veteran of comedy and political forums, I decided that I needed a more restful venue because... well... I finally hate everybody. Except my wife that is... and my ex-wife.. and... no, that's about it. I lead about as simple a life as one can, preferring activities that include anything that doesn't involve going out and seeing YOU! And I particularly enjoy what I call "Get the Bitch" movies on Lifetime. You know the ones where the intended victim finally does something so incredibly stupid that she forfeits her right to live, and from that moment on you're rooting for the stalker. Of course, it rarely works out the way you want, but when it does, the feeling you get is... well, there's nothing else like it, other than, maybe, eating chocolate chip cookies. Oh, and I'm proudly anti-wildlife, both foreign and domestic, and anti-environment - especially foreign environments. I think Howard Stern put it best when he said, "If fifty percent of the population died tomorrow, I can live with that." And I feel the same about the other fifty percent, so together, we've pretty much got it all covered.
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2 Responses to Weather Report For Greater Wasilla & Lesser Obama

  1. JudgeBob says:

    Sarah, cool, calm, collected, bright and ready for action.
    Team Democrat, stormy, threatening doom and gloom, eager for power but no clue what to do with it.

  2. Jordan says:

    Allow me to make a correction JudgeBob. Democrats know too well, as do we, what they plan to do with power. They, don't know how to deal with authentic, 'put-country-first' people like McCain and Palin, so they fall back on personal, off-the-wall attacks.

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