The Top Ten Reasons Barack Obama Knows He's In Serious Trouble
10) He can't string two sentences together without a teleprompter.
9) The Debate Committee rejected his request for teleprompters and accepted McCain's request for Instant Replay
8) He picked a running mate who has more hair plugs than brains
7) His convention bounce was smaller than expected because he forgot to check his tire pressure.
6) Reverend Wright is planning a big Halloween Party
5) He raised 47 million in July, but couldn't send twenty bucks for his Kenyan half-brother to disappear for four months
4) Sarah Palin's not a typical white person
3) It turns out, he's a typical black person.
2) After Bush, he didn't expect experience would be that important
And the number one reason Obama knows he's in trouble…
1) Of all the people running for President and Vice President, he's the least qualified