Another Children’s Book Idea Starring Obama

It occurred to me that whether or not Bobo becomes President, he's inspired a series of children's books that may be long-running/ Barack could be the new Babar… or maybe even take over for the old one like the way they do it for James Bond.

Anyway, the point of all this is, I don't want to miss out on an opportunity, so I'm pitching my own idea. What do you think about a swan who turns into an ugly duck?

Maybe because he swam through an oil slick?

Or because he spent twenty years being tutored by an anti-swan minister?

Your input is welcome. Your claim on royalties isn't.

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A longtime veteran of comedy and political forums, I decided that I needed a more restful venue because... well... I finally hate everybody. Except my wife that is... and my ex-wife.. and... no, that's about it. I lead about as simple a life as one can, preferring activities that include anything that doesn't involve going out and seeing YOU! And I particularly enjoy what I call "Get the Bitch" movies on Lifetime. You know the ones where the intended victim finally does something so incredibly stupid that she forfeits her right to live, and from that moment on you're rooting for the stalker. Of course, it rarely works out the way you want, but when it does, the feeling you get is... well, there's nothing else like it, other than, maybe, eating chocolate chip cookies. Oh, and I'm proudly anti-wildlife, both foreign and domestic, and anti-environment - especially foreign environments. I think Howard Stern put it best when he said, "If fifty percent of the population died tomorrow, I can live with that." And I feel the same about the other fifty percent, so together, we've pretty much got it all covered.
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One Response to Another Children’s Book Idea Starring Obama

  1. Lexann says:

    In the words of Adrian Cronauer, "Oooh! Boy, you're going straight to hell for that one!"

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