What A Liberal Sees

"Analysis: US now winning Iraq war that seemed lost"

That's the current headline, aren't you happy? Because you just know they all sat for hours wondering how they could spin that headline so it would appear that victory was still way down a long and winding road. Yet no matter how they tried to frame it, we're still winning. Wouldn't you have given up a weapon for the privilege of being in on that session?

There's one small problem however: never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever did Iraq seem lost – except in those many tiny peas which scientists have determined substitute for brains in liberals. There was a long and dark period in which we weren't winning and that can fairly be pinned on George Bush, but the fact is, and events have proven, that at any point when we decided to win this thing, victory was always within our grasp.

And now, even the dumbest liberal, and that's damn dumb indeed, has to admit it. So may God bless the United States of America, and may God damn… well, you know…there is no God, or there wouldn't be such evil… or liberals.

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About tedwest

A longtime veteran of comedy and political forums, I decided that I needed a more restful venue because... well... I finally hate everybody. Except my wife that is... and my ex-wife.. and... no, that's about it. I lead about as simple a life as one can, preferring activities that include anything that doesn't involve going out and seeing YOU! And I particularly enjoy what I call "Get the Bitch" movies on Lifetime. You know the ones where the intended victim finally does something so incredibly stupid that she forfeits her right to live, and from that moment on you're rooting for the stalker. Of course, it rarely works out the way you want, but when it does, the feeling you get is... well, there's nothing else like it, other than, maybe, eating chocolate chip cookies. Oh, and I'm proudly anti-wildlife, both foreign and domestic, and anti-environment - especially foreign environments. I think Howard Stern put it best when he said, "If fifty percent of the population died tomorrow, I can live with that." And I feel the same about the other fifty percent, so together, we've pretty much got it all covered.
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4 Responses to What A Liberal Sees

  1. I imagine a world with out Leftism. 🙂

  2. Catalina says:

    It is funny that the LA Times finally also runs a story about "winning the war in Iraq", but they just didn't have enough nerves to put it on the front page.

  3. TedWest says:

    The Despicability Factor in the liberal press is like… infinity, but… let's never lose perspective ourselves. This war could have been won years earlier if Bush had done what he should have. And were it not for people like McCain, the surge would likely not have happened when it did… or at all, and our troops would have kept dying. So in my mind, Bush's Despicability Factor is right up there with liberals… more really because he should have known what liberals can't.

  4. Dick Chaney should have known what to do, even in his most bureaucratic mind should have found the right minds to make it happen in the first place.

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