Real-Life Horror

I thought I was going to finally lose it completely this evening when Fox news-scum, Bill O'Reilly, introduced that piece of fabulous filth, Marion Barry, to talk about the media being unfair to the only undertaker ever to run for President, Barack Obama.

If that doesn't bother you, then how about O'Reilly telling America's Mayor that anytime the D.C. Dirtbag felt that he, Billie-O, was being unfair to Obo, that before Made Marion put down his phone after arranging for more blow, he should dial up "The Factor" and they'd put him right on to discuss it.

Still not out of your mind? OK then… just now they were changing pitchers in the ballgame so I flipped over to Fox to see how badly Hilly was beating Barry, and there he was again, Beltway Barry – the now less-bad Barry, but at least, for now, still the more repulsive one.

I couldn't change the channel fast enough – literally. You know how sometimes when you try to punch the numbers really fast, one doesn't take and then you have to wait until the screen clears? And all the accompanying screaming!? Lucky for me my wife's not home. But how long has it taken me to write this? I ask because I'm still upset – still furious that I had to see that. To think they fined CBS for a fleeting glimpse of Janet Jackson's boob, yet Fox can show closeups of an oozing sore like Barry? I'll bet some kids even watch election results, maybe hoping for a peek at Hillary's breast?

You know, I've taken them to task many times for their "fair and balanced" crap. I wanted "fair and accurate." Now I'd settle for "decent."

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About tedwest

A longtime veteran of comedy and political forums, I decided that I needed a more restful venue because... well... I finally hate everybody. Except my wife that is... and my ex-wife.. and... no, that's about it. I lead about as simple a life as one can, preferring activities that include anything that doesn't involve going out and seeing YOU! And I particularly enjoy what I call "Get the Bitch" movies on Lifetime. You know the ones where the intended victim finally does something so incredibly stupid that she forfeits her right to live, and from that moment on you're rooting for the stalker. Of course, it rarely works out the way you want, but when it does, the feeling you get is... well, there's nothing else like it, other than, maybe, eating chocolate chip cookies. Oh, and I'm proudly anti-wildlife, both foreign and domestic, and anti-environment - especially foreign environments. I think Howard Stern put it best when he said, "If fifty percent of the population died tomorrow, I can live with that." And I feel the same about the other fifty percent, so together, we've pretty much got it all covered.
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