A Conversation With The Wife About Climate Criminals

Me (watching an eco-wacko ad with a polar bear floating on a piece of ice the size of a thimble): These warming idiots are getting dumber and dumber… the depraved politicians and the lyin' scientists. I won't even call them scientists…

Wife: And they want to dictate to ALL of us about that Kyoto Bowl.

Me (laughing): It's not the Kyoto Bowl…

Wife: What bowl is it?

Me: (more laughing): It's no bowl,

Wife:

Me: That's a restaurant, You mean the Kyoto ACCORDS.

Wife (laughing harder than I): I think the Kyoto Bowl's out of business.

(pause)

Wife: This is why I don't talk in public.

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A longtime veteran of comedy and political forums, I decided that I needed a more restful venue because... well... I finally hate everybody. Except my wife that is... and my ex-wife.. and... no, that's about it. I lead about as simple a life as one can, preferring activities that include anything that doesn't involve going out and seeing YOU! And I particularly enjoy what I call "Get the Bitch" movies on Lifetime. You know the ones where the intended victim finally does something so incredibly stupid that she forfeits her right to live, and from that moment on you're rooting for the stalker. Of course, it rarely works out the way you want, but when it does, the feeling you get is... well, there's nothing else like it, other than, maybe, eating chocolate chip cookies. Oh, and I'm proudly anti-wildlife, both foreign and domestic, and anti-environment - especially foreign environments. I think Howard Stern put it best when he said, "If fifty percent of the population died tomorrow, I can live with that." And I feel the same about the other fifty percent, so together, we've pretty much got it all covered.
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3 Responses to A Conversation With The Wife About Climate Criminals

  1. Kyoto Accords: where Red China and India get an unfair advantage over the USA. It's still nonsense.

  2. Chad says:

    Too funny, Ted. It just so happens I posted some interesting commentary from Glenn Beck regarding this very issue just last night. Your little post will make a nice addition to the front page. Okay…as THEY say, "I'm off!" Actually they say, "You're off!" in reference to me. See you

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