Me (watching an eco-wacko ad with a polar bear floating on a piece of ice the size of a thimble): These warming idiots are getting dumber and dumber… the depraved politicians and the lyin' scientists. I won't even call them scientists…
Wife: And they want to dictate to ALL of us about that Kyoto Bowl.
Me (laughing): It's not the Kyoto Bowl…
Wife: What bowl is it?
Me: (more laughing): It's no bowl,
Me: That's a restaurant, You mean the Kyoto ACCORDS.
Wife (laughing harder than I): I think the Kyoto Bowl's out of business.
Wife: This is why I don't talk in public.