Why So Aggressive, You Wonder?

Up until six months ago, I was content to make jokes about "global warming" and mock those who believed in it, but that was before I realized how aggressive they'd become and how many inroads they'd made into disrupting our lives forever.

So while the believers have always been exactly like those in any other religion, the difference is, except for Islam, religious believers merely try to convert you through argument and example. The warmalarmists want to control you – all of you – by law – and forever. The newest moron to head the UN has even said that "global warming" is his number one priority. And you, not the atmosphere, are his target.

And like Islamic fanatics, there's no arguing with warming believers, and they are at least as dangerous. Now if we can just figure a way to convince the Islamists that warmists are their true enemy…!?!

So I still joke when I can, because there's more material than ever, But at the same time, these people need to be confronted in the same way that PETA confronts fur wearers – because they're even dumber – than both PETA and the furbabies.

And you need to wise up and realize what's in store if you sit idly by and let them have their way, because it's not warming that's accelerating, it's the warmists power grab, and they believe victory is in sight. And it's already been demonstrated that there is nothing too small for them to regulate, and when they do, it will be… forever.

Imagine this: once a regulation is in place, no matter whether "warming" gets better or worse, any existing controls will always be necessary, they'll argue, and you only need look at the DDT fiasco to see the future. Literally millions of people have died since the elimination of DDT, and the claims about the chemical itself are baseless, yet there is no lifting of the ban in sight, and even if they were right, it's fine with them that millions die so some birds may live?

So it's your job to stall them until nature proves them wrong. One well-meaning fellow says he doesn't mind paying a little "insurance money" now, but that plays right into their hands. What we need is zero tolerance of warming believers. I mean, if Germany can consider banning Scientologists, why can't we ban warmalarmists – or do you think they'll claim separation of church and state?

Remember, all the smart people are on our side.

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About tedwest

A longtime veteran of comedy and political forums, I decided that I needed a more restful venue because... well... I finally hate everybody. Except my wife that is... and my ex-wife.. and... no, that's about it. I lead about as simple a life as one can, preferring activities that include anything that doesn't involve going out and seeing YOU! And I particularly enjoy what I call "Get the Bitch" movies on Lifetime. You know the ones where the intended victim finally does something so incredibly stupid that she forfeits her right to live, and from that moment on you're rooting for the stalker. Of course, it rarely works out the way you want, but when it does, the feeling you get is... well, there's nothing else like it, other than, maybe, eating chocolate chip cookies. Oh, and I'm proudly anti-wildlife, both foreign and domestic, and anti-environment - especially foreign environments. I think Howard Stern put it best when he said, "If fifty percent of the population died tomorrow, I can live with that." And I feel the same about the other fifty percent, so together, we've pretty much got it all covered.
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One Response to Why So Aggressive, You Wonder?

  1. It's only a freakin model anyway. Algore and company do want total control over our lives, for our own good to save the planet. This reminds me of Extraordinary Popular Delusions and the Madness of Crowds, by Charles MacKay. Who is going to save us from them?

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