Guess What I Named My Toilet?
They marched in "Martyrs Square" because a civilized British teacher gave up her decent life in order to try to bring savages into the modern world, and as advanced people in primitive lands are prone to do, Gillian Gibbons, committed the ultimate insult by naming a teddy bear "Muhammad."
No matter that under Sudanese law, the maximum penalty called for jail and lashing, and as abominable as that might be, in itself it's not nearly good enough for the Religion of Peaceniks.
They want her… you know… dead.
Lovely people these.
I'm sorry, did I just call them "people?"
Although this does help to explain Darfur a bit.
"Imprisoning this lady does not satisfy the thirst of Muslims in Sudan. said cleric, Abdul- Jalil Nazeer al-Karouri, "This an arrogant woman who came to our country, cashing her salary in dollars, teaching our children hatred of our Prophet Muhammad."
Catholics believe that the body of Christ is self-contained in each "host," but they aren't fanatic about it. So you might expect these "hosts" as they're called to be the most wonderfully tasting stuff imaginable, right?
You'd be wrong. They taste like cardboard… if cardboard were white.
But that's not the point, the point is that as a kid, you don't give much thought to the idea that if the host is actually as they say, the body of Christ (It's called Transubstantiation)…. and you're eating it… well… ?
Repulsive if you think about it, no?
But that might explain why Muslims don't eat pig?
Now if you don't mind, I've gotta skip to m' loo.