Dirty Never Sounded So Clean

A very sincere gentleman by the name of Kevin just called into Rush Limbaugh, and identified himself as a veteran who served in Lebanon.

From the beginning and throughout the course of the conversation, Kevin expressed his contempt and disgust for the Democrats but the whole thing really started to build to a crescendo when he said that by his own private poll which he made up because that's what the major media do and he is, at least, close to the people he's "polling," he said that by his estimate, 99% of veterans support Republicans.

But Kevin's grand finale had just started. Rush then asked him what he thought of Harry Reid, and Kevin said that Reid was "the dirtiest of the dirty" and that he couldn't understand how such a great city and a great State like Nevada could elect such a dirty person.

Then Limbaugh asked Kevin what he thought of Nancy Pelosi…

Kevin (approximate): "She's the dirtiest of the dirty too. She and Dirty Harry ought to get married and have a dirty baby!"

Rush then thanked Kevin for his passionate comments, and this wonderful veteran left after one final plea to Rush not to let Hillary, whom he called the anti-Christ, be elected, and Rush assured him he would see that she wasn't.

Now you and I know that Rush can't really make that guarantee, but I wish you could have heard Kevin speak. He was intensely earnest, but not nasty. He was forceful, but he sounded gentle. He was, in short, what you picture one of America's finest to be.

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About tedwest

A longtime veteran of comedy and political forums, I decided that I needed a more restful venue because... well... I finally hate everybody. Except my wife that is... and my ex-wife.. and... no, that's about it. I lead about as simple a life as one can, preferring activities that include anything that doesn't involve going out and seeing YOU! And I particularly enjoy what I call "Get the Bitch" movies on Lifetime. You know the ones where the intended victim finally does something so incredibly stupid that she forfeits her right to live, and from that moment on you're rooting for the stalker. Of course, it rarely works out the way you want, but when it does, the feeling you get is... well, there's nothing else like it, other than, maybe, eating chocolate chip cookies. Oh, and I'm proudly anti-wildlife, both foreign and domestic, and anti-environment - especially foreign environments. I think Howard Stern put it best when he said, "If fifty percent of the population died tomorrow, I can live with that." And I feel the same about the other fifty percent, so together, we've pretty much got it all covered.
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1 Response to Dirty Never Sounded So Clean

  1. Scio, Scio says:

    his own private poll which he made up
    because that's what the major media do and he is, at least, close to
    the people he's "polling,"

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