Me (after flipping channels): "Oh my GOD!!! Look at that pig, twenty minutes ago she was screwing somebody in a cheap hotel room, and now, here she is humping for Cox*! They have the finest collection of whores of any company in America."
Wife: "You're cruel, everybody has to make a living."
*Cox Cable, aka Cox Communications, aka Can't Suck Enough Cable, aka, the worst company ever!