A Conversation With The Wife

Me (after flipping channels): "Oh my GOD!!! Look at that pig, twenty minutes ago she was screwing somebody in a cheap hotel room, and now, here she is humping for Cox*! They have the finest collection of whores of any company in America."

Wife: "You're cruel, everybody has to make a living."

*Cox Cable, aka Cox Communications, aka Can't Suck Enough Cable, aka, the worst company ever!

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About tedwest

A longtime veteran of comedy and political forums, I decided that I needed a more restful venue because... well... I finally hate everybody. Except my wife that is... and my ex-wife.. and... no, that's about it. I lead about as simple a life as one can, preferring activities that include anything that doesn't involve going out and seeing YOU! And I particularly enjoy what I call "Get the Bitch" movies on Lifetime. You know the ones where the intended victim finally does something so incredibly stupid that she forfeits her right to live, and from that moment on you're rooting for the stalker. Of course, it rarely works out the way you want, but when it does, the feeling you get is... well, there's nothing else like it, other than, maybe, eating chocolate chip cookies. Oh, and I'm proudly anti-wildlife, both foreign and domestic, and anti-environment - especially foreign environments. I think Howard Stern put it best when he said, "If fifty percent of the population died tomorrow, I can live with that." And I feel the same about the other fifty percent, so together, we've pretty much got it all covered.
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3 Responses to A Conversation With The Wife

  1. Scio, Scio says:

    We have Cox, and they do indeed suck. When I was in Maryland I was treated to Comcast…oooh it was nice.

  2. TedWest says:

    You know, you're the first one who has shown any understanding and I've been complaining for a decade. I don't know if you get the same ads, but the beasts they put on the air here are an assault on both the eyes and ears, and they always turn the volume up when their own commercials come on – which are during every single break on every single channel… and often into the actual programming. I can't tell you how many segments of Glenn Beck, for example, that have been "joined in progress."

  3. Ha Ha! I'm in the NW side of Tucson AZ and have Comcast while most of Tucson has Cox.

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