Did You See The Most Preposterous List Ever?

It seems the Daily Telegraph has taken it upon itself to name the top 100 US conservative and liberals.

Now I didn't look at the liberal list, since how do you rank scum? They are all equally filthy, so the only purpose of trying would be for a death wishlist, but even that would change moment to moment.

But now I nearly fell off the couch when I opened the conservative top twenty. Number one was Rudy Giuliani!?! This clearly shows that in addition to Islamofascist, the English have no idea of what a conservative is.

I also noted that Michelle Malkin was given the 93rd position. For my money, Rush Limbaugh has to be number one, and I'd give Michelle the second spot. But I couldn't do a Top 100 list, since one would be hard pressed to find that many conservatives in America.

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A longtime veteran of comedy and political forums, I decided that I needed a more restful venue because... well... I finally hate everybody. Except my wife that is... and my ex-wife.. and... no, that's about it. I lead about as simple a life as one can, preferring activities that include anything that doesn't involve going out and seeing YOU! And I particularly enjoy what I call "Get the Bitch" movies on Lifetime. You know the ones where the intended victim finally does something so incredibly stupid that she forfeits her right to live, and from that moment on you're rooting for the stalker. Of course, it rarely works out the way you want, but when it does, the feeling you get is... well, there's nothing else like it, other than, maybe, eating chocolate chip cookies. Oh, and I'm proudly anti-wildlife, both foreign and domestic, and anti-environment - especially foreign environments. I think Howard Stern put it best when he said, "If fifty percent of the population died tomorrow, I can live with that." And I feel the same about the other fifty percent, so together, we've pretty much got it all covered.
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2 Responses to Did You See The Most Preposterous List Ever?

  1. memtony says:

    Ann Coulter – 84? Clarence Thomas 85? Silly Brits!!

  2. TedWest says:

    You're too kind. But in their defense, they're distracted – looking for the empire.

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