The Surge And My Urge To Purge

OK, so now at least we all agree that George Bush is the worst President there will ever be, but I still don't trust him.

And that's about the nicest thing I have to say, only because I don't even believe that his motives for going to war are entirely principled, although that doesn't matter much as long as there's some sort of conclusion that is beneficial to us, the Iraqis, and the world besides those benefits that accrue to his cronies, sponsors and benefactors.

And yes, I'll be the one to decide that.

So did you know amnesty's back? Yes, and this time it's in stealthy, incremental form. If you can't get it all at once, bury it in pieces and deep within other bills, and Jorge will sign it

Of course, Bush will sign virtually everything, so I'm not merely speculating.

And by the way, we've all seen snippets of the many times in his Presidency that George Bush has looked as stupid as John Kerry actually is, but I know we all agree that Mr. Bush has never looked stupider that at every single excruciating moment of his speech last week. It was so like a cartoon character that had been inserted in a live-action scene that I missed most of what he actually said owing to the fact that I kept wanting to throw up.

The Prez previously claimed that the surge didn't reach full strength until July. Now he wants to bring 5700 home by Christmas if I understand him right. If Petraeus had said that, I'd believe it was a good move… When Bush says it, it just sounds stupid.

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About tedwest

A longtime veteran of comedy and political forums, I decided that I needed a more restful venue because... well... I finally hate everybody. Except my wife that is... and my ex-wife.. and... no, that's about it. I lead about as simple a life as one can, preferring activities that include anything that doesn't involve going out and seeing YOU! And I particularly enjoy what I call "Get the Bitch" movies on Lifetime. You know the ones where the intended victim finally does something so incredibly stupid that she forfeits her right to live, and from that moment on you're rooting for the stalker. Of course, it rarely works out the way you want, but when it does, the feeling you get is... well, there's nothing else like it, other than, maybe, eating chocolate chip cookies. Oh, and I'm proudly anti-wildlife, both foreign and domestic, and anti-environment - especially foreign environments. I think Howard Stern put it best when he said, "If fifty percent of the population died tomorrow, I can live with that." And I feel the same about the other fifty percent, so together, we've pretty much got it all covered.
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