No, not a Muslim liberal, you silly, I'm talking about…
Gimme an "M"
Gimme and "O"
No, not "monkey," don't get ahead of me.
All right, I'm talking about a "moderate."
One called Rush Limbaugh today (Yes, they are capable of making rudimentary decisions)
Our moderate, who labeled himself as an independent, wanted to know why liberals and conservatives can't just get along?
His reasoning was that each side thinks the same bad things about the other, and that as a result, we could never get anywhere. He wanted to know if Rush would simply "wipe out" liberals if he could?
Limbaugh explained that he would, but he would do it democratically by educating people and showing them that conservative ideas are what makes America great, and that liberal ideas keep people dependent and diminish America.
Rush went on to explain that the guy's desire for compromise isn't not only impractical, it's unthinkable because – "you can't compromise on principles."
Then El Rushbo did something really cruel to dramatize his point and to get the caller to lock in on the point; Limbaugh asked the man what he stood for?
"How do you mean that.:" and "Give me an example" were just two of his questions. Even after Limbaugh explained that people have certain things they believe in, Mr. Moderate couldn't come up with a single thing.
So Rush still has a long, uphill battle ahead…