Some people will be relieved to hear that next year, we are cutting the number of National Guardsmen on the border by 50%.
Other people will surely be relieved to know that a new Pew Poll shows a big drop in Muslim approval of suicide bombings. As it stands now, only about a third of Muslims, on average, favor the tactic.
Still others will be greatly relieved that John Kyl plans to introduce a scaled down immigration bill before August 4th. He claims that he has learned from his mistakes with the recent failed bill and will make sure that people fully understand what's in the new bill.
Many people will probably be relieved by new research which shows that if you're fat, chances are your friends will be too.
Most of us will be relieved by Elizabeth Edwards' announcement that she is giving up tangerines in order to combat global warming.
And finally, every last one of us is relieved that the Vox service disruption did not cause a single reported personal disruption..