Big On Bush

According to a new Rasmussen poll, President Bush's approval rating is now almost in positive numbers again.

Kidding! It's worse than that. It actually stands at 39%, up nearly twenty percent in a month and back to where he was back when mostly only Democrats hated him.

El Presidente's gains are due primarily to his job rating among Republicans, now 80% – that's right,  eight-OH (my God) percent, up from just fifty-five percent a month ago.

Did I just say "just?"

Anyway, this proves what I've been saying for years: that at least a hundred and ten percent of Democrats and eighty percent of Republicans are certifiably insane – and probably dangerous to themselves and others, most notably, me.

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About tedwest

A longtime veteran of comedy and political forums, I decided that I needed a more restful venue because... well... I finally hate everybody. Except my wife that is... and my ex-wife.. and... no, that's about it. I lead about as simple a life as one can, preferring activities that include anything that doesn't involve going out and seeing YOU! And I particularly enjoy what I call "Get the Bitch" movies on Lifetime. You know the ones where the intended victim finally does something so incredibly stupid that she forfeits her right to live, and from that moment on you're rooting for the stalker. Of course, it rarely works out the way you want, but when it does, the feeling you get is... well, there's nothing else like it, other than, maybe, eating chocolate chip cookies. Oh, and I'm proudly anti-wildlife, both foreign and domestic, and anti-environment - especially foreign environments. I think Howard Stern put it best when he said, "If fifty percent of the population died tomorrow, I can live with that." And I feel the same about the other fifty percent, so together, we've pretty much got it all covered.
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2 Responses to Big On Bush

  1. Perhaps, the pollsters were drinking that day.

  2. dox^2 says:

    Well, didn't you hear today that Bush abolished the 5th Amendment, so now it is 120% of liberals hate Bush (and only 79% of conservatives).

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