According to a new Rasmussen poll, President Bush's approval rating is now almost in positive numbers again.
Kidding! It's worse than that. It actually stands at 39%, up nearly twenty percent in a month and back to where he was back when mostly only Democrats hated him.
El Presidente's gains are due primarily to his job rating among Republicans, now 80% – that's right, eight-OH (my God) percent, up from just fifty-five percent a month ago.
Did I just say "just?"
Anyway, this proves what I've been saying for years: that at least a hundred and ten percent of Democrats and eighty percent of Republicans are certifiably insane – and probably dangerous to themselves and others, most notably, me.