The 10 Best Ways To Treat Liberals

Officially approved methods:

  • Like dirt
  • Like crap
  • Like garbage
  • Like they're less than nothing
  • With high dose radiation
  • The exact same way they do raw sewage
  • With super-duper long actin' Tinactin
  • As you would any victim of catastrophic head trauma – life support, intravenous feeding, external stimulation… then pull the plug at the earliest opportunity
  • Like toxic waste – put them in a 55 gallon drum and store them inside a mountain for four hundred years
  • Like an oil spill on concrete… first contain them, then cover with sawdust and grind it in with your feet, then sweep it up and scrub them with a TSP solution. Let dry. Then sprinkle them with Portland Cement, brush in well, and finally, vacuum it all away

We'd love to hear about your favorite home remedies.

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About tedwest

A longtime veteran of comedy and political forums, I decided that I needed a more restful venue because... well... I finally hate everybody. Except my wife that is... and my ex-wife.. and... no, that's about it. I lead about as simple a life as one can, preferring activities that include anything that doesn't involve going out and seeing YOU! And I particularly enjoy what I call "Get the Bitch" movies on Lifetime. You know the ones where the intended victim finally does something so incredibly stupid that she forfeits her right to live, and from that moment on you're rooting for the stalker. Of course, it rarely works out the way you want, but when it does, the feeling you get is... well, there's nothing else like it, other than, maybe, eating chocolate chip cookies. Oh, and I'm proudly anti-wildlife, both foreign and domestic, and anti-environment - especially foreign environments. I think Howard Stern put it best when he said, "If fifty percent of the population died tomorrow, I can live with that." And I feel the same about the other fifty percent, so together, we've pretty much got it all covered.
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3 Responses to The 10 Best Ways To Treat Liberals

  1. Ted,Always funny , yet, very clever.Here is my addition to your list.Like an infectious disease. Must be quarantined.

  2. memtony says:

    How about just ignoring them?
    They are all about focusing attention on themselves. What they fear most is irrelevance. To have their tantrums ignored is the ultimate indignity.

  3. HV says:

    Like New York garbage, put 'em on a barge, take them 50 miles out to sea and dump them.

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