So we start watching "A Capitol Fourth" on PBS and out walks Jason Alexander who starts doing "Yankee Doodle Dandy" with a snappy team of babes…
Me: "I don't get this, who wants to see Jason Alexander doing this?"
Wife: "He has the name."
Me: "He's got nothing."
Wife: "Hey, he's better than watching Danny DeVito!"
(long pause as number finishes and somebody named Jojo starts singing The National Anthem)
Me: "What's a Jojo?"
Wife: "Why isn't she singing this at the beginning…?"