The Great One Responds

Late yesterday, the greatest woman of her generation answered questions about her ordeal.

No, I'm not talking about Paris Hilton on Larry King, I'm talking about Ann Coulter on what it was like being ambushed by, arguably, America's richest floozie on America's lowest rated talk show.

Her column was late in posting, and I thought we might have to wait a week to get her reaction, but alas, it's here. And though there is nothing that's really unexpected, what's so great about Ann Coulter, is that she doesn't mince words no matter how handicapped her attackers may have been, and in that respect, I'm often a little surprised by the words she doesn't mince.

No one could successfully argue that John Edwards is not slime, but some would certainly try to defend his wife against such a charge. At least they might have before today with Tin Lizzie's attempt to capitalize on her once-in-a-lifetime chance to converse with true greatness – and which she handled about as well as her hubby's desperate effort to earn points at the expense of Dick Cheney's gay daughter.

Wasting no time, Mrs. Edwards rushed to solicit funds for Johnnie-are-you-queer-boy's rapidly failing run for the Democratic Presidential nomination, and this time, The Edwardses decided that mentioning Coulter's name  would raise more cash than if they invoked the name of their dead son.

Unless maybe Elizabeth didn't consult with her attorney as she claimed not to have done before her carefully composed Coulter confrontation – CCCC?

In any case, Ann Coulter, more than anyone else, represents what America should be, as opposed to what it will be if she were brought down. Just one example: Ann would not allow anyone who is here illegally to become a citizen. Amazingly, that's controversial, and it is because America's values have fallen so low that people are willing to overlook what they consider to be small transgressions if they consider them to be transgressions at all.

Now, if there were a project you didn't want to do, and someone came onto your property and did it, would you make him part of your family? You'd be thankful, sure, you'd compensate him, and then you'd tell him to get off your property.

So Ms. Coulter has my undying admiration, and I leave you with this quote from her:

"I'm more of a man than any liberal is."

Yes, and more of a woman, too, Ann…

In fact, are there any liberal women? I mean, I know there are liberal females, but… women?


And you've been so good, here's a bonus:

"I'm the illegal alien of commentary, I'll do the jokes no one else will do."

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About tedwest

A longtime veteran of comedy and political forums, I decided that I needed a more restful venue because... well... I finally hate everybody. Except my wife that is... and my ex-wife.. and... no, that's about it. I lead about as simple a life as one can, preferring activities that include anything that doesn't involve going out and seeing YOU! And I particularly enjoy what I call "Get the Bitch" movies on Lifetime. You know the ones where the intended victim finally does something so incredibly stupid that she forfeits her right to live, and from that moment on you're rooting for the stalker. Of course, it rarely works out the way you want, but when it does, the feeling you get is... well, there's nothing else like it, other than, maybe, eating chocolate chip cookies. Oh, and I'm proudly anti-wildlife, both foreign and domestic, and anti-environment - especially foreign environments. I think Howard Stern put it best when he said, "If fifty percent of the population died tomorrow, I can live with that." And I feel the same about the other fifty percent, so together, we've pretty much got it all covered.
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9 Responses to The Great One Responds

  1. Ted:You are the Pres. of the Ann Coulter fan club and I am the secretary. I admire her so much She is a great writer. I love her analogies, her choice of descriptives, but most of all, I like how she is in your face with the cold hard facts. I have never heard her make any claim without following it up with proof.That is beyond Liberals comprehension. Tell the truth, OMG, why would you do that?Trust the people, Oh no! They are stupid. They must be, they keep voting for us, hahaha! I have this visual of Kennedy, and his mindless gang of weasels sitting in a closed room filled with cigar smoke making raw, crude jokes about the hard-working Americans. I hope the people will open their eyes and see these people for what they really are and vote them all out of office this next time around. They have caused enough harm to the country and I say their time is up. The clock has struck midnight and they are turning back into the rats they are, scurrying around looking for a place to hide their shameful faces. Let justice be served…

  2. TedWest says:

    Someday, they'll build a monument to her. She's at least as important to the cause as Reagan was…

  3. DallasDude says:

    Coulter is spinning her downfall as a new kind of terrorist-war McCarthyism. "People are hysterical about speech right now," she told The Washington Post's Howard Kurtz. "Everyone's comments are being taken out of context and wildly misinterpreted." At the risk of further de-contextualization, here are some of Coulter's past comments:
    "[Clinton] masturbates in the sinks."—Rivera Live 8/2/99
    "God gave us the earth. We have dominion over the plants, the animals, the trees. God said, 'Earth is yours. Take it. Rape it. It's yours.'"—Hannity & Colmes, 6/20/01
    The "backbone of the Democratic Party" is a "typical fat, implacable welfare recipient"—syndicated column 10/29/99
    To a disabled Vietnam vet: "People like you caused us to lose that war."—MSNBC
    "Women like Pamela Harriman and Patricia Duff are basically Anna Nicole Smith from the waist down. Let's just call it for what it is. They're whores."— 11/16/00
    Juan Gonzales is "Cuba's answer to Joey Buttafuoco," a "miscreant," "sperm-donor," and a "poor man's Hugh Hefner."—Rivera Live 5/1/00
    On Princess Diana's death: "Her children knew she's sleeping with all these men. That just seems to me, it's the definition of 'not a good mother.' … Is everyone just saying here that it's okay to ostentatiously have premarital sex in front of your children?"…"[Diana is] an ordinary and pathetic and confessional – I've never had bulimia! I've never had an affair! I've never had a divorce! So I don't think she's better than I am."—MSNBC 9/12/97
    "I think there should be a literacy test and a poll tax for people to vote."—Hannity & Colmes, 8/17/99
    "I think [women] should be armed but should not [be allowed to] vote."—Politically Incorrect, 2/26/01
    "If you don't hate Clinton and the people who labored to keep him in office, you don't love your country."—George, 7/99
    "We're now at the point that it's beyond whether or not this guy is a horny hick. I really think it's a question of his mental stability. He really could be a lunatic. I think it is a rational question for Americans to ask whether their president is insane."—Equal Time
    "It's enough [to be impeached] for the president to be a pervert."—The Case Against Bill Clinton, Coulter's 1998 book.
    "Clinton is in love with the erect penis."—This Evening with Judith Regan, Fox News Channel 2/6/00
    "I think we had enough laws about the turn-of-the-century. We don't need any more." Asked how far back would she go to repeal laws, she replied, "Well, before the New Deal…[The Emancipation Proclamation] would be a good start."—Politically Incorrect 5/7/97
    "If they have the one innocent person who has ever to be put to death this century out of over 7,000, you probably will get a good movie deal out of it."—MSNBC 7/27/97
    "If those kids had been carrying guns they would have gunned down this one [child] gunman. … Don't pray. Learn to use guns."—Politically Incorrect, 12/18/97
    "The presumption of innocence only means you don't go right to jail."—Hannity & Colmes 8/24/01
    "I have to say I'm all for public flogging. One type of criminal that a public humiliation might work particularly well with are the juvenile delinquents, a lot of whom consider it a badge of honor to be sent to juvenile detention. And it might not be such a cool thing in the 'hood to be flogged publicly."—MSNBC 3/22/97
    "Originally, I was the only female with long blonde hair. Now, they all have long blonde hair."— 6/6/00
    "I am emboldened by my looks to say things Republican men wouldn't."—TV Guide 8/97
    "Let's say I go out every night, I meet a guy and have sex with him. Good for me. I'm not married."—Rivera Live 6/7/00
    "Anorexics never have boyfriends. … That's one way to know you don't have anorexia, if you have a boyfriend."—Politically Incorrect 7/21/97
    "I think [Whitewater]'s going to prevent the First Lady from running for Senate."—Rivera Live 3/12/99
    "My track record is pretty good on predictions."—Rivera Live 12/8/98
    "The thing I like about Bush is I think he hates liberals."—Washington Post 8/1/00
    On Rep. Christopher Shays (d-CT) in deciding whether to run against him as a Libertarian candidate: "I really want to hurt him. I want him to feel pain."—Hartford Courant 6/25/99
    "The swing voters—I like to refer to them as the idiot voters because they don't have set philosophical principles. You're either a liberal or you're a conservative if you have an IQ above a toaster. "—Beyond the News, Fox News Channel, 6/4/00
    "My libertarian friends are probably getting a little upset now but I think that's because they never appreciate the benefits of local fascism."—MSNBC 2/8/97
    "You want to be careful not to become just a blowhard."—Washington Post 10/16/98

  4. TedWest says:

    Where's the Coulter quote where she says that in Dallas, "dude": is what they call gays?

  5. Schomer says:

    Great quotes. My favorite is this one:"If you don't hate Clinton and the people who labored to keep him in office, you don't love your country."Classic.

  6. Someone please show me where she lied. I could not find any. Love her frankness.

  7. TedWest says:

    I regret that you've missed the point of little dud's exercise.
    It has nothing to do with truth or falsity. Our boy doesn't even know if there's additional context to consider.
    Liberals, having been shown in test after test to be the lowest form of cognitive life, just below slugs, are interested only in effect. The quotes are supposed show Ann as intolerant, bigoted, and the like, because that's what they believe Coulter to be, when in fact, she's merely prejudiced against "stupid." And on particular, a special kind of "stupid"
    And because liberals are (charitably) just that, they keep getting reinforced and misconstruing it.

  8. DallasDude says:

    I refuse to do battle with an unarmed man, go get a GED prior to coming online. Most conservatives don't claim either Coulter and/or yourself. Get over it, deal with it.

  9. TedWest says:

    I'm sure that's considered withering criticism in Liberaland because it contains a word with more than two syllables, but I'm more interested in your apparent assertion that you know most conservatives? Or is it only that, if you were being honest, most conservatives have your number… and it's negaitve?

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