Pelosi Palaver

On the same day that Britain has discovered massive bombs poised to devastate London, the Democrats felt it was a prime opportunity to reassert their opposition to the war in Iraq:

"We have more arrows in our quiver… and we're sharpening them, " was the pointed quote from  Nancy Pelosi.

Ignoring that, for a Democrat, the mention of "quiver" might lead to unanticipated imagery, Pelosi then confidently added, " I am aware that our opponents have semi-automatic weapons, because they are not committed to gun control, and that those guns have bullets… but they are not sharpening them."

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4 Responses to Pelosi Palaver

  1. No, they are not sharpening their bullets, you stupid woman, they are armor piercing them. When there is a fight between people using sharp bows and arrows versus people using guns, who do you think wins? I would smack you in your dumb mouth for the stupid things you say, but then your botox, plus your face lifts could all fall apart and might scare the children. Why don't you spend some of your money on a new set of brains, something that could be useful? BTW, that 6 month report card is not looking so good.

  2. TedWest says:

    God, I love your righteous anger! Which is why I'm hesitant to say I made up the last paragraph.
    It doesn't change the accuracy of your comment, but I'm concerned that my faux pas may have left you dangerously close to a trip to the emergency room?!?
    In my defense, I felt her quote was patently absurd, but that it wouldn't get the attention it deserved for how stupid it was.

  3. Chad says:

    Speaking of fun Pelosi Quotes here's one you'll enjoy:"I've always wanted to go back to the Middle East," said Pelosi. "The
    Middle Eastern mind is little understood by the West. It is my hope
    that by extending the olive branch to these misunderstood regimes I
    might be a facilitator of world peace. I also hope to work on my tan."

  4. TedWest says:

    This may surprise you, Chad, but I'm with Pelosi on this one. No one would like to see her tanned more than I…

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