This just in: On the slow side of the pond, "Mohammed" is poised to supplant "Jack" as the top name in England this year.
Can you imagine the number of births it takes to make a name Numero Uno (apologies, but I don't know how to say that in Muslim)? Unless, of course, every Muslim in Britain is conspiring to get "Mohammed" to the top spot, not unlike how that group tries to get its favorite awful singer crowned the American Idol by slamming the vote lines.
Yep, that's one Mess-O-Muslims, and with all due respect to moderate Muslims everywhere, both of them, it kinda makes a Mess-o-Mexicans seem downright attractive by comparison.
Now you may not think this means that much, but there's going to be some fundamental changes in Merry Olde. Like…
Little Mohammed Horner sat in a corner eating his… er… Christmas pie?
Instead of That's a fact, Jack, it's… Mohammed?
The unidentified morgue stiff labeled Mohammed Doe?
A truck Mohammed-knifed?
What will a Mohammed-o-lantern look like, a suicide belt?
How about Mohammed in the Box?
"I ain't got Mohammed squat?"
And I'm sure that's just the tip of the iceber.. I mean… pyramid… but it even has implications for America – it proves conclusively that the Three Stooges were way ahead of their time!